R
RE = Reproductive Endocronoligist
ROFLAPMP = Rolling On The Floor Laughing And Peeing My Pants
ROFLAU = Rolling On The Floor Laughing At You
ROFLMAOAY = Rolling On The Floor Laughing My A** Off At You
ROFLMAOWTIME = Rolling On The Floor Laughing My A** Off With Tears In My Eyes
ROFLUTS = Rolling On The Floor Laughing Unable to Speak
ROTFL = Rolling On The Floor Laughing
ROTFLMAO = Rolling On The Floor Laughing My A** Off
ROTLMYAOSCOOMN = Rolling On The Floor Laughing My A** Off Spweing Coke/Coffee Out My Nose
ROTFLWTIME = Rolling On The Floor Laughing With Tears In My Eyes
ROTFSWL = Rolling On The Floor Screaming With Laughter
RSN = Real Soon Now
RTF = Read The Facts
RTFM = Read the F*ing Manual
RTM = Read The Manual
RUM = Are You Married?
RUS = Are You Single?
S
*S* = Smile
SAHD = Stay-At-Home Dad
SAHM = Stay-At-Home Mom
SAHP = Stay-At-Home Parent
SD = Sperm Donor/Step-Daughter
SETE = Smiling Ear To Ear
SHID = Slaps Head In Disgust
SIL = Sister-In-Law/Son-In-Law
SITD = Still In The Dark
SNAFU = Situation Normal, All [Fouled] Up
Snail Mail = Post Office Mailing Address
SNERT = Snot-Nosed Egotistical Rude Teenager
SO = Significant Other
SOHF = Sense of Humor Failure
SOT = Short Of Time
SOTMG = Short Of Time Must Go
SPAM = Stupid Person's AdvertiseMent
SS = Step-Son
SSDD = Same S**t Different Day
SW = Social Worker/Adoption
SWAK = Sealed With A Kiss
SWAS = Scientific Wild A** Guess
SWL = Screaming With Laughter
SYS = See You Soon
T
TCOYF = Taking Charge Of Your Fertility (Book)
TIA = Thanks In Advance
TP = Trailer Park
TS = Traditional Surrogacy
TTC = Trying To Conceive
U
US = Ultrasound
V
VBG = Very Big Grin
W
WAH = Work-At-Home
WAHD = Work-At-Home Dad
WAHM = Work-At-Home Mom
WAHP = Work-At-Home Parent
WAG = Wild A** Guess
WASP = White Anglo-Saxon Protestant
WB = Welcome Back
WD = Working Dad
WRT = With Respect To
WTG = Way To Go
WTH = What/Who The Heck (or sub an 'F' for the 'H')
WTII = What Time Is It
WYSIWYG = What You See Is What You Get
Y
YBS = You'll Be Sorry
YG = Young Gentleman
YL = Young Lady
YM = Young Man
YMMV = Your Mileage May Vary (it may not turn out the same for you as it did for me)
YO = Year Old
YW = You're Welcome
YWIA = You're Welcome In Advance
Z
ZZZ =Sleepy, bored, tired
