Celebrity Round-Up: Sir Elton John, Suri, Toddlers and Tiaras

by Lucinda Loveless

Celebrity Round-Up: All the Celeb News You Can Use

This week's round-up starts with good news! Katherine Jackson was given back full custody of Michael Jackson's children. The court said it was clear the children love, want and need her. Good for the judge – I'm sure Michael would be happy.

In "Bachelorette" news, rumors abound. I know, I know, I thought it was over and done with, too. You may recall that I suspected little Miss Innocent might have slept with Arie during the "fantasy suite" night? Well, rumors say she did! And you know where there are rumors, there is probably truth. The tabloids can't all be wrong...

In "Royal" news, Kate is still not pregnant but she and William hugged at the Olympics. Aww. Harry is sporting a new, strange and cryptic tattoo on his wrist. Will we find out the real scoop? Stay tuned!

In "Vacation" news, Sir Elton John and Neil Patrick Harris brought their families together for a vacation to St. Tropez! This was the second time the families, whose kids are close in age, got together for a holiday in the sun. Might I add that I wish I had been invited? I love them and their kids are adorable, but mostly, I have never been to the south of France. Who wouldn't want to go there?

In "Suri" news, Tom took Suri to Disney World®! Why not? It seems like a perfectly normal thing to do when you're a "Disneyland Dad." However, one park visitor's statement to People magazine says it all.

"Suri looked like she was in heaven. It was really cute. She was walking around like she owned the place, having the time of her life, and Tom, who looked really handsome was talking to her, was really engaging with her."

Well, Suri doesn’t own it as far as I know but maybe if she asks nicely...Just because TomKat is no more, doesn't me the vital Suri updates end.

In "Kanye" news, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West took her little sisters to Magic Mountain. They all rode a roller coaster where Kim got scared and cried. Wow. Poor Kim, we really feel her pain.

In "Oh Wow! This is Exciting!" news, Pink celebrated her husband's birthday with a "vegetarian feast." Not to be outdone, Jennie Garth got a massage before taking her little girls to a Kelly Clarkson concert. Kelly, by the way, had earlier been shopping herself! Fascinating.

Finally, "Toddlers and Tiaras" is back in all its glory. My favorite moment this week was when one of the little girls was so tired she literally slept through most of the pageant despite mom's best efforts (best efforts being defined as cajoling, bribing, giving her sugar). Rather than showing concern as to why her child might be that tired, mom was concerned that she may not show enough personality for the judges. Ah...Wednesday nights are back!

As always, dear friends, I love dishing with you and would love to hear what you have to say! Until next week!

Photo courtesy of TLC.com.