by Lucinda Loveless
This week starts with romantic news and not about The Bachelorette! Hooray!
Just about all couples tend to have pet names for each other. Sweetie, honey, angel, lover, you know -- the usual. Sometimes they're more individualized, like Tiger.
Kanye West not only has a special one for his love, Kim Kardashian, he wrote a song about it. What's the name? "Perfect Bitch!" Makes you want to swoon, doesn't it? I am still shaking my head.
Although the rumor mill says she gave Kanye a piece of her mind about the title, Kim apparently likes it. A lot.
She reportedly told her friends, "I'm honored. I love it. I know he doesn't mean it in a negative way when he says the word 'bitch.' It talks about how he was with so many other girls but could never find the right one until he met me!"
It sounds like a match made in heaven I'd say. Which makes us ask yet again, why on earth is she famous?
In "Brangelina" news, are they or aren't they getting married this Saturday on their estate in the south of France?
Reports from European magazines to InTouch Weekly cite facts like it being Brad's parents' 50th wedding anniversary, that Brad just bought Angelina a $400,000 watch as a pre-wedding present, and that there's been lots of "wedding activity" taking place.
There can be only one conclusion. Guess we'll know on Saturday! Stay tuned as we'll break the news -- if there is any!
In more "Wedding-Related" news, Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel will exchange vows this month according to "insiders" close to the couple. The wedding will take place at a private resort in Montana, located in the ultra-exclusive Yellowstone Club in the Big Sky. The venue is a 13,450 acre private ski-and-golf resort which is a hub for the rich and famous, including Justin, who owns a home there.
Jessica insists she has done "almost nothing" to plan for the wedding but apparently someone else has been taking care of the details for her.
I have not yet received my invitation but I expect to any day and I will be happy to share details of the wedding with you! I just hope it doesn't interfere with Brangelina's – which reminds me, I am still waiting for that invitation, too. I'm sure that's in the mail, too. They wouldn't want to forget Lucinda!
In honor of the Olympics being in London, there is still no real "Royal" news. Kate Middleton is still not pregnant but when we know, you'll know.
As always, please let me know what and who you are most interested in hearing about and I'll dig up as much dirt, er...information, on it and them as possible.
Until next week, dear friends! Stay infamous!
Photo courtesy of Efloch, Wikimedia Commons.