by Lucinda Loveless
The celebrity round-up gives you the weekly news you can't live without -- in a neat little package. Find out what's going on this week!
While we remain on Jessica Simpson "bump watch," we couldn't help but revisit some of her most famous pregnancy quotes, her latest being about her dental hygiene. Apparently, she only brushes her teeth three times weekly, "...because my teeth are so white and I don't like them to feel too slippery."
This quote joins other "greatest hits" such as after finding out she was pregnant, "We were goin' to have an all-day drinking binge. Gonna ride our bikes, hang out… do naughty things. But I started feeling this overwhelming guilt." Yes, thank goodness!
This quote is about Jessica discussing her dessert cravings, "They’re called Slutty Brownies. They are a layer of cookie dough, a layer of Oreo cookies and a layer of brownie dough, and then you bake it together. It’s amazing. Why are they called Slutty Brownies? I don't know. I guess a lot goes into them?" It took us a while to stop laughing although we will likely make a batch of these later - yum!
As there is a good chance Jessica doesn't know what "TMI" is, she has also been known to have some interesting comments about her pregnant sex life. "I am definitely feeling intimate. I'm kind of unstoppable right now. The Big O is, like, the biggest O ever!" Gee, thanks for that vital information!
We can't wait for the new baby stories or can we...stay tuned!
In the latest Suri Cruise news, she was seen out and about with Mom and Grandma, dining in her pajamas. Yes, her pajamas. Why, you ask? Well, it seems that earlier in the day, she had been at an arts and crafts store for her birthday. We speculate that she may have gotten dirty and perhaps pj's were the only change of clothes Katie had on her. However, Katie changed into another outfit. We strongly suspect that they went home to change and that a certain little "angel" insisted on wearing pajamas and "shock of shocks" got her own way. Hey, at least she didn't demand they buy her the arts and crafts store, as far as we know.
Moving on to "thanks for being so forthright news," Selma Blair tells TV News that being a mother has been wonderful and "horrendous." Sleep deprivation has gotten to her in the same way it gets us mere mortals. Perhaps she does not have around-the-clock nannies and is actually raising her own baby! *Gasp*
Selma's little guy was born in July, 2011, weeks before she was to begin travelling worldwide to promote "Dark Horse." She said parenthood is far from glamorous. "Somehow I was just hanging on. But then it caught up with me – totally – and, since then, I've just fallen apart. I need to get myself back together so I can go back to work so I can pay for a house for this baby."
Finally, if you simply can't get enough of ridiculously unnecessary reality TV, how's this for a show? The newest entry in the VH1 lineup is "Couples Therapy." It's participants? C-list "stars." Is there a C list? Well, if there isn't, there should be!
The cast includes Vienna and Casey from Bachelor and Bachelorette, Linda Hogan and her boyfriend, Rapper DMX and his wife. The preview shows DMX explaining to his wife, "You knew I liked p**** when you got with me!" I suspect she was probably hoping it would only be hers. We can't wait...
Last but not least, we have the winners of the 4th season of Amazing Race, Reichen Lehmkuhl and his ex-boyfriend, model Rodiney Santiago. Their relationship has been in trouble since they starred on the hit Logo show, "The A-List." What do you think? Will you watch the show? What is your can't-miss "guilty pleasure" reality TV show?
That's it for this week. My kid is insisting on wearing his pj's to school. "Suri wears them wherever she wants!" I just hope he doesn't hear she owns her own skating rink!
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