The funny things we say

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Joey'sHoney's picture
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The funny things we say

As moms, we get to say some funny things to our kids to explain reasons why or what they should/shouldn't be doing. Let's hear some of the things that you get to say that make you chuckle inside!

Tyler was lounging on the couch, watching Sesame Street, and had his finger in the back side of his underwear. He pulled his finger out and said that he had poop on his finger. "See honey, that's why we don't play with our butt. You'll get poop on your finger."

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Not hilarious, but things I say 10 times a day :rolleyes: :

"Get your fingers out of your brother's mouth."
"Stop playing in the potty."
"Don't eat that off the floor."
"Don't eat your boogers."

[Side note: can't believe Cody is 1 already!]

mist1006's picture
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Annabelle, don't put your shoe in your mouth.
Belle, don't lay on the side walk.

I'm sure I've got more.

Allie01979's picture
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lol

"Aidan let go of your pecker"
i say this a million times a day lol

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Don't lick the window
Get that out of your ear
No, you can't keep both legs in the same leg hole of your underwear all day
Don't eat off of the floor like the dogs
No, only dogs poop outside
Get off your sister
Get off your sister
Get off your sister
Get off your sister
Get off your sister
Get off your sister
Get off your sister
Get off your sister

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"Jumarse" wrote:

Don't lick the window
Get that out of your ear
No, you can't keep both legs in the same leg hole of your underwear all day
Don't eat off of the floor like the dogs
No, only dogs poop outside
Get off your sister
Get off your sister
Get off your sister
Get off your sister
Get off your sister
Get off your sister
Get off your sister
Get off your sister

ROFL bwahahahahahahahaha

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Oh yeah. "Get your finger out of your butt" is a popular phrase around here. lol

Joey'sHoney's picture
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I've got the "Get off your brother. You're smushing him!" all the time too. Tyler follows it with "Cody likes it!".

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I used to have to say "No, you can't sleep in the bath tub." a lot
No, you can't have .... for breakfast. (lately the ... has been filled in with M & Ms)

hmm..must think of some more.

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abby get your finger out of lucy's bellybutton.......
abby leave jacks bellybutton alone!!!!!!!!!

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Cody, no stepping in Tyler's potty.
Cody, no playing with the pee!

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"Don't stick your fingers in your bum!" is pretty popular around here too. I see a trend! lol

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When Zack was 3, he peed on the cat so I have to say
"you dont pee on the cat, you pee in the potty" entered our convo at that point.

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Uh, I had the "You don't pee on our floor when you're mad at us."

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My favorite that I ever said was "no. You can't have a cookie until you finish your ice cream.".

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Matt pulled out a good one today.

"Buddy, we have to clean you so you can get dirty again."

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Hold still so I can pick your nose.

(said to Brian, not Noelle!)