Found this article on Parenting, and thought it would be a funny way to pass the time.
So fess up ladies, who's planning on buying a baby wig, or play dough cologne?
PS: I will admit that I want one of those bath temperature ducks. I like my showers to be roughly the temperature of molten magma so I still (after 4 years!!!) have a hard time getting the bath temperature just right. At least once a week T tells me it's either too hot or too cold (usually too hot...)
That Crocheted birth doll was just creepy!
Loved the baby bum fan though....could you imagine running around chasing baby down with a little fan in your hands? LOL!
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Suz, that is a great mental picture about chasing the kid around with a fan.
I was particularly "impressed" with the fetus in a jar necklace. What kind of raving lunatic wears "fetus in a jar" accessories? What outfit does that compliment? It would have to be something really sinister, and you would need to wear lots of blood red lipstick, smeared all over your face and teeth.
I think the baby butt fan looks kind of cool! Although there are plenty of little fans that aren't tailored for babies that would work just as well at a quarter of the price.
I've heard of people using those walker thingies for kids who won't let go of your hands to walk on their own.
AND I HAVE Heard that putting coffee grounds on your cellulite can help lessen it so I can see the caffiene-enhanced spandex.
Otherwise, weird stuff!