Thread: Bahahahahahahaha

Found this article on Parenting, and thought it would be a funny way to pass the time.

So fess up ladies, who's planning on buying a baby wig, or play dough cologne?

PS: I will admit that I want one of those bath temperature ducks. I like my showers to be roughly the temperature of molten magma so I still (after 4 years!!!) have a hard time getting the bath temperature just right. At least once a week T tells me it's either too hot or too cold (usually too hot...)

Oh my!
That Crocheted birth doll was just creepy!
Loved the baby bum fan though....could you imagine running around chasing baby down with a little fan in your hands? LOL!

I habe a bath temperature duck, it was good whe we used the baby bath, but we have no tub in our house so it's sitting in a cupboard now. I am just teaching ds that molten lava is the correct temperature for a shower, we are slowly working up to it

Originally Posted by ange84

I habe a bath temperature duck, it was good whe we used the baby bath, but we have no tub in our house so it's sitting in a cupboard now. I am just teaching ds that molten lava is the correct temperature for a shower, we are slowly working up to it

Smart. DS seems to have his father's intolerance to hot water (every time DH and I share a shower he acts like he's being scalded until I turn it down) but maybe I can just increase the temperature like 1 degree per bath until he's happily hanging out in properly boiling hot water like a normal person.

Suz, that is a great mental picture about chasing the kid around with a fan.

I was particularly "impressed" with the fetus in a jar necklace. What kind of raving lunatic wears "fetus in a jar" accessories? What outfit does that compliment? It would have to be something really sinister, and you would need to wear lots of blood red lipstick, smeared all over your face and teeth.

I know this was written days and days ago... but I was just lurking and ran across it.. and I just wanted to say thanks for making almost pee myself laughing so hard.

....peeing myself seems mighty easy these days btw..

I think the baby butt fan looks kind of cool! Although there are plenty of little fans that aren't tailored for babies that would work just as well at a quarter of the price.
I've heard of people using those walker thingies for kids who won't let go of your hands to walk on their own.
AND I HAVE Heard that putting coffee grounds on your cellulite can help lessen it so I can see the caffiene-enhanced spandex.

Otherwise, weird stuff!