So.. this lady at work walks by me today practically singing my name. One, it's early...don't sing. Two, seriously? Shut up. Okay, so I wasn't feeling well today. Anyway, she asks me how many more days. I said 3, one less than yesterday. (She asks me EVERY .....SINGLE..... DAY). She's like, oh you're working up until you have her (which she asks me EVERY..... SINGLE....DAY). I said yes. She said oh you must not be in pain. At which point I said I am in pain. Everything hurts. She patted me on the back and said that's good and walked away. So, obviously she wasn't listening.
I want to ***** slap everyone at work. They ALL ask me how many more days. When are you due? Is it a girl or boy? When is your last day? When are you coming back? Are you ready? Feelin okay?
Plus, some people know it's irritating me, so they'll ask multiple times A DAY to try to be FUNNY.
At first, okay.. I get it, you forgot when I was due and whatnot. But seriously? Asking me everyday... the same questions...?
Soooo...I *might* have taken it out on one of my vendors. He's kinda sorta my buddy anyway, but he walked in and said "hey Jess" and I said "Hi, I'm pregnant with a girl and I'm due on Friday." (At this point he's looking at me weird, he knows when I'm due and, thankfully, is not one of the ones asking me everyday). "I have three more days, my last day is whenever I go into labor. I'll be back in 6 weeks unless it's a c-section in which case it'll be 8 weeks. Yes, I'm ready. And HELL NO I'm not feelin okay, YOU try shoving a watermelon out of your penis and then we'll talk."
He was about dying laughing when I finished my rant.