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Snactuary
08-03-2007, 01:22 PM
You ladies are the only ones I can share stuff like this with... Okay - that's not true, I can tell my Mom anything, not matter how gross... but I'll still share with you - although you may regret reading this...

I starting having some back pain and some pain under my ribs when taking a deep breath - this started Wednesday evening. My back hurt, and I had a hard time getting comfortable in bed! Thursday morning I felt fine - but by Thursday at dinnertime - it was back, and worse! Pain was just radiating to my back! If I hadn't had my gall bladder out already, I would have thought that's what it was! As a side note - my back was really bothering me a week ago - but I attributed it to my DH's really crappy desk chair that I was using when I work (we bought a new ergonomic and comfy desk chair for me this past weekend).

Okay - so I'm paranoid (and maybe a bit of a hypochondriac) so I call the doc, and my doc wasn' there today, but I got in to see a different doc. Long and short - he took an x-ray, and was able to tell right away what the problem is. I have tons of poo stuck in me! Apparently the right side of the intestine that carries the stool (on it's way up - it goes back down on the left side) was extremely full with crap - literally. I don't know what happened - I've been having normal BM's, and no problems in that department! He said I have so much backed up in there, that it's putting pressure on other things, which is causing pain when I take a deep breath, and even causing the pain to radiate to my back.

CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS?

So I drank an entire bottle of Magnesium Citrate (carbonated saline laxative) and now I have to just wait for it to take effect - meanwhile, my back is just aching...

Sigh... I apologize if you got this far... Now if my DH ever says I'm full of s&$+ - he's absolutely right, I guess!

As a side note - do you think once I get rid of all this, I'll lose any weight? LOL

~StrongMom~
08-03-2007, 01:27 PM
:ROFL:
Sorry Sarah, but your story just cracked me up!! Poor girl, you must be so uncomfortable, I hope everything comes out okay!!! LOL

Let us know if you feel better soon!

Hey I bet you lose 10 lbs right away!!

Snactuary
08-03-2007, 01:58 PM
Okay - if you thought that story was funny... (don't follow this link if you were in any way offended by my inital post)

http://www.poopreport.com/Consumer/magnesium_citrate.html

All I can say is... Oh crap!

my3peas
08-03-2007, 02:17 PM
LOL!!! Oh Sarah! I'm so sorry! Eat a lot of prunes. That always works for me :)

ColesMom1
08-03-2007, 02:47 PM
Holy Crap! :wink: Poor Sarah! -- Seriously, LMAO at that article though! Hope you feel better soon!

benjaminsmommy
08-03-2007, 03:12 PM
OMG Sarah! You must be so uncomfortable...like Jamie said, uh...I hope everything...comes out...okay.....I'm sure once that stuff kicks in you'll be all better!

indiansummer
08-03-2007, 03:20 PM
Sarah, when is IT due? lololol
hope you won't have to be induced :wink: :wink:

misstippy
08-03-2007, 03:21 PM
That's pretty funny! I really hope you have the plunger ready if it's going to be anything like that story! haha

I am kind of amazed that you got to that story to begin with.... please do tell how one comes across this website!!

Snactuary
08-03-2007, 03:27 PM
Well - for me, the doctor told me to take the Magnesium Citrate. I hadn't heard of it - so (after I took it) I did a google on 'Magnesium Citrate' and that is the first website on the list! LOL I read a couple of the other stories, I was literally laughing out loud!

genny79
08-03-2007, 03:44 PM
OMG, Sarah...you are too funny! I hope you feel better soon...thank goodness you decided to get it checked out!! I know that can actually make you pretty sick. KUP!! ....I think!!

~KiwiMama~
08-03-2007, 04:52 PM
:lol: Awww poor Sarah!! You will be so uncomfortable, you'll feel alot better once it's out. That happen to me before so I know how you feel. And if it's been in there a long time you might get some green poo :?

Go weigh yourself once you've been!! You will do real good for this weeks weigh-in :D

my3peas
08-03-2007, 05:33 PM
Yeah! weigh yourself!! I might go on a MC diet!! :P

I'm kidding.

annie1995
08-03-2007, 05:36 PM
You poor thing.... That story cracked me up though!!! Hope its not as bad for you as it was for that person. Like everyone else has said, hope everything comes out ok!!

breezy0706
08-03-2007, 08:28 PM
POOR YOU!!!!!
I hope you feel better really soon! I can imagine you'll feel great once its all said and done... cleansed for sure after a whole bottle of that gunk!!!! Take care!

kellibug
08-03-2007, 09:25 PM
As a side note - do you think once I get rid of all this, I'll lose any weight? LOL

LOL!!! I hope you can get something good out of this!!

benjaminsmommy
08-04-2007, 01:26 AM
So, are you gonna write a blog on the poopreport website or what? :rofl:

Coffeegirljones
08-04-2007, 04:31 AM
hehe... yeah, are you gonna update us? now I am oddly curious............

omg I think I need to get some sleep ;)

here's to you carrying the team at this week's weigh-in!

Calgary_Mama
08-04-2007, 09:13 AM
That was cute! I"m sorry that you're experiencing such discomfort, that's no good at all... but the "if my husband ever tells me I'm full of $H^% again" comment... that was funny!!
I hope everything works out well for you! Feel better soon, and I hope things get "moving" for you :)

~Christa~
08-04-2007, 01:26 PM
:rofl:

trukgirl
08-05-2007, 12:14 PM
I hope everything is coming out OK for you now!! Doing better yet??

That site was pretty funny!! Hehe ;) So, ARE you going to write a blog on there??