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NorthernMamaof2
09-02-2007, 09:40 PM
A man came home from work and found his three children outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and
wrappers strewn all around the front yard.

The door of his wife's car was open, as was the front door to the house
and there was no sign of the dog.

Proceeding into the entry, he found an even bigger mess. A lamp had been knocked over, and the throw rug was wadded against one wall. In the front room the TV was loudly blaring a cartoonchannel, and the family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing.

In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food was spilled on the
counter, the fridge door was open wide, dog food was spilled on the floor,a broken glass lay under the table, and a small pile of sand was spread by the back door.

He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more piles of clothes, looking for his wife. He was worried she might be ill, or that something serious had happened. He was met with a small trickle of water as it made its way out the bathroom door. As he peered inside he found wet towels, scummy soap and more toys strewn over the floor. Miles of toilet paper lay in a heap and toothpaste had been smeared over the mirror and walls.

As he rushed to the bedroom, he found his wife still curled up in the bed
in her pajamas, reading a novel. She looked up at him, smiled, and asked
how his day went.

He looked at her bewildered and asked, "What happened here today?"

She again smiled and answered, "You know every day when you come home fromwork and you ask me what in the world did I do today?"

"Yes," was his incredulous reply.
She answered, "Well, today I didn't do it."


how much is a wife worth? Priceless!

jaded812
09-03-2007, 09:35 PM
LOL. Maybe I should try that once.

NorthernMamaof2
09-03-2007, 10:21 PM
Oh, I plan to! LMAO!

SabinaB
09-04-2007, 09:49 PM
Yeah but then who has to clean up the mess? WE DO! *grumble grumble*

jaded812
09-04-2007, 10:30 PM
I always thought about sitting in my front yard with a sign saying "ON STRIKE", LMAO!!! I wonder if they would catch there attention.

NorthernMamaof2
09-05-2007, 07:47 PM
Yeah but then who has to clean up the mess? WE DO! *grumble grumble*

True, true... sometimes I do go "on strike" but it's always me that ends up cleaning it up anyways.

SarahSmiles
09-05-2007, 08:22 PM
Ha! That was great! :) I think I need to give it a try, but you are right...I'd end up doing it all anyway! :)

mylaura2001
09-06-2007, 02:06 AM
Ha! I totally know what you mean. I wonder what makes picking up things you left on the floor so stinking hard?????????