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Wooooo!!

Check me out, 40 weeks!!!

Okaythanksnowcomeoutbaby!!!

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Happy 40 weeks!!!!! Now common baby! Smile good baby-makin' Mommy!

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(whispering....I was 42 weeks)

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LOL!! Happy 40 weeks!

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"gardenbug" wrote:

(whispering....I was 42 weeks)

Well it's a good thing she's not birthing you! hahaha! Your baby will be here before you know it! But hitting that 40 week mark is a nice thing! Means baby is good and big/strong and is set to come any time!
Are you doing anything to help kick-start labour? EPO, Raspberry Leaf Tea, the "sexy time"? LOL!! I hear they help.

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Happy 40 weeks! Now come out baby. Smile

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"azin_may" wrote:

Are you doing anything to help kick-start labour? EPO, Raspberry Leaf Tea, the "sexy time"? LOL!! I hear they help.

I have been going for short uncomfy walks at night and rolling around on my yoga ball, both those tend to get me some quality contraction time. But yeah, my birth center said to DH and I "being on your hands and knees will help get baby into the proper position (ie not sunny side up), and stimulating your nipples can induce contractions and semen will top soften your cervix"

So I pretty much have to beat DH off with a baseball bat now! He keeps saying "I'm just tryin to help start labor!" with this big dopey grin LOL!

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"BrokenPsyche" wrote:

I have been going for short uncomfy walks at night and rolling around on my yoga ball, both those tend to get me some quality contraction time. But yeah, my birth center said to DH and I "being on your hands and knees will help get baby into the proper position (ie not sunny side up), and stimulating your nipples can induce contractions and semen will top soften your cervix"

So I pretty much have to beat DH off with a baseball bat now! He keeps saying "I'm just tryin to help start labor!" with this big dopey grin LOL!

hahaha you're better off to take care of it on your own Wink

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"BrokenPsyche" wrote:

I have been going for short uncomfy walks at night and rolling around on my yoga ball, both those tend to get me some quality contraction time. But yeah, my birth center said to DH and I "being on your hands and knees will help get baby into the proper position (ie not sunny side up), and stimulating your nipples can induce contractions and semen will top soften your cervix"

So I pretty much have to beat DH off with a baseball bat now! He keeps saying "I'm just tryin to help start labor!" with this big dopey grin LOL!

So funny! If you really want it to be more successful, though, apparently you should actually...ummmm... ingest the semen... so, yeah, swallow. And you can do that easily on your hands and knees... ROFL Here's a direct quote from an article I read today:

Alternatively, giving your partner oral sex may work better. It is thought that prostaglandins are absorbed more efficiently through the gut than through the vagina. (Note: you may prefer to keep this piece of information to yourself!)

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LMAO, this thread is killing me LOL

I've heard you need TONS of semen to do the job, but one little orgasm from you can make a huuuge difference.....You're welcome HAHAHAHA

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"Allie01979" wrote:

LMAO, this thread is killing me LOL

I've heard you need TONS of semen to do the job, but one little orgasm from you can make a huuuge difference.....You're welcome HAHAHAHA

Hmmmmm.... I might need DH for that - I'm not sure I could reach down there all that well laying down these days... ROFL

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Come on sweet baby!:0)

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"Allie01979" wrote:

hahaha you're better off to take care of it on your own Wink

DIY! Biggrin Hahaha!

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O.M.G. is all I have to say about this thread... Hilarious! lol

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Where did you find that article????!!!! They can NOT put stuff like that in print. What if the men get ahold of it???!!!

Happy 40 weeks!!! *whispers* (most FTM's go post dates)

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Happy 40 weeks! I'm glad DH doesn't read these forums. That article must have been written by a man! lol.