A little bit of liz tmi...

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A little bit of liz tmi...

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So.... Not being able to see my hoohaa for months has left the lawn seriously overgrown.
M has said for the last two weeks he would help but hasn't, and I swear chewbacca has nothing on my wookie ***!!!!
So today I decided to go in blindly....
I am too scared to look in a mirror!!
I reckon I look like the poor sheep dog on our British specsavers advert!!!
Glad I have a waxing the week before ninja arrives!!!!
Anyone else having 'horticultural problems??'
Lol
Xxxxx

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LMAO!!! I guess it is that time to start making sure everything is manicured! I don't know if I can do it myself or if I should have dh, I hate to see how bad things have gotten.

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Seriously pam... Mine was so bad I'd catch it when I sat down!!! Hahahaha
Deffo need to get it in order ... Even though little mans not coming out that way I can't bare to think of the surgeon having to see it!! Lol
And any internals would have to be the parting of the bush!! Nooooo lol
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HAHAHAHA!!!! Sooo funny!!!!!! At least you're getting waxed before the big day, tho..!!! Wink

See, I can laugh hysterically because I tried the same thing a couple weeks ago.....
it was... patchy, to say the least.. not trying THAT again til I can see a little better down there, so I guess it's just gonna be bush baby status from here on out .... haha!

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I never tame my bush... and I never had a doc complain. Wink

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"Nell4Him" wrote:

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I never tame my bush... and I never had a doc complain. Wink

Same here. I can't. I've tried but even if I trim 1/2 cm off a few hairs I get so itchy I can't stand it. I would rather just leave it be... au naturel here!

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"raingirl28" wrote:

Same here. I can't. I've tried but even if I trim 1/2 cm off a few hairs I get so itchy I can't stand it. I would rather just leave it be... au naturel here!

same here...

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I don't trim things too often, but have been meaning to try to tackle it here one of these days....before I get to the point where I'm not able to do it anymore - but I'm probably past that point already!!! Planning to use a mirror. Will give it one shot here in the near future and then that will be it until baby arrives!

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All I can say is you ladies are lucky!!
I seriously get bush over grow and have no choice!!!
Mind you I have just been told that it is unlikely I will have any Internals as I have my c section scheduled... So the tidiness isn't mess for them.
It's more for me and m....hahahahahaha
Looking forward to a good waxing as well!!
A bit of pampering Smile
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Liz!!! U r bad!!! Lmao!!!

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Bahahahahahaha xxxxxx