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    Default funny!

    Sorry - hope this isn't presumptious, but my friend just emailed this to me and I loved it - figured some of you might to - hope no one finds it offensive!

    Never Argue with a Woman

    One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and
    to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife
    decides to
    take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and
    reads her book.
    Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the
    and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"

    "Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?")

    "You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.

    I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading."

    "Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could
    start at
    any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."

    "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says
    the woman.

    "But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.

    "That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you
    start at any moment."

    "Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.

    MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can
    also think.

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    not offended

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