OK- so why is it that pregnancy makes me hungry so I eat more?!?!?!? Why can't it just suck the energy from the fat in the cellulite on my thighs!?!?! I mean, no one wants to see it anyway!
...And how come the first time around, my baby belly was cute. Now it just looks like flabby fat?!?!?!?!
That is SO wrong!