Teenage boy here!!

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Teenage boy here!!

(warning, graphic talk ahead!) OMG so I'm so annoyed at DH!! I am so super h*rny lately, and it's driving me crazy!! I got so peed off last night because he watched TV next to me for three hours until he cut off the TV and he rolled right over and went to sleep (did I mention I was buck naked??!!)!!! So of course I woke up not only completely sexually frustrated, but hurt that he didn't want to fool around last night... even after I hinted at it! It's just not fair! Why is it whenever he wants it he gets it (because I'm always in the mood!) but when I do he's just too tired??? He doesn't know tired!! Try carrying around a baby for months on end!!! And al this while feeling like a pervy fifteen year old boy! *deep breath* OK, I'm ok now, just had to get that off of my chest lol... :angry4::leghump::bigwink:

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I understand your frustration 100%!!

I have felt like you, extremely horny this pregnancy. My SO & I have had a few issues like this. Have you talked to him about it? I don't mean while you're frustrated, but just when you have a minute to bring it up?

I just told my SO my situation & he gets it. He has been very good w/ me since. He is older than I am by 8 years & I think I am running him ragged. lol. I just keep reminding him that it'll all change when baby comes & he will be sad. We have amazing chemistry & I am really scared it will change after she is born.

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I really wish I had this issue - but I am polar opposite of you girls. Have you tried talking to him like Lesley suggested? My dh has told me in the past that he will always say NO when I ask for it since I always say NO to him. Ha - ok.

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"Jenn0113" wrote:

I really wish I had this issue - but I am polar opposite of you girls. Have you tried talking to him like Lesley suggested? My dh has told me in the past that he will always say NO when I ask for it since I always say NO to him. Ha - ok.

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kinda funny Jenn Smile (I did say kind of)

My DH is afraid he is going to hurt the lil guy or that the lil guy will even notice :eek:

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And I wish I had your situation Jenn. lol. Grass is greener....

Ed & I got into it a bit one time b/c I got all butt-hurt b/c he finished & thought he was done. =/ I got infuriated. Men ALWAYS get to finish. Ya, I don't think that'll happen again. lol

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My DH wishes I was like Krystal and Lesley....lmao

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"lesleynka" wrote:

I have felt like you, extremely horny this pregnancy. My SO & I have had a few issues like this. Have you talked to him about it?

I do, but he just gets upset and makes these dumb excuses like, "I was rubbing on you!" No you weren't, moron, you were watching TV and had your hand on my side doing absolutely nothing for THREE HOURS!! When I try to tell him calmy that I need sex every day (lol, I know it's asking a lot, but I have needs damm*t!) he just gives me his BS excuses, unless he's in the mood then of course he gets it! He's also older than me, by six years, and I kinda feel like I run him ragged, too, lol...

"Jenn0113" wrote:

My dh has told me in the past that he will always say NO when I ask for it since I always say NO to him. Ha - ok.

LMAO well just tell him you're fine not doing it EVER until baby comes, see how hoity-toity he wants to act then!! And that's BS, I try to pull that same line on my DH, but we horny people take it when we can get it from those who don't want it as often as we do lol!

"lesleynka" wrote:

Ed & I got into it a bit one time b/c I got all butt-hurt b/c he finished & thought he was done. =/ I got infuriated. Men ALWAYS get to finish. Ya, I don't think that'll happen again. lol

I'm sorry, I'm waiting for maintenance to come and pick my jaw up off of the floor for this one! Whaaa??? Are men even allowed to do that anymore?!?! I would be so peed off at this... if DH tries to say, "I'm close" I make him stop lol... I don't play that game! Especially not pregnant, the way I feel and the way my hormones are raging, if he came before I did I would end him LMAO...

"_Jessicah_" wrote:

My DH wishes I was like Krystal and Lesley....lmao

ROFL You're funny... try watching a dirty movie (not with him!) that might help LMAO!!

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Have you thought about just taking care of yourself? I know it sounds bad & we shouldn't HAVE to, but the guys do.

If ed wouldn't finish me, I would bust out my buddy & ask ed to kiss & touch me while I played. He would go along w/ it, but would always say, "what does that thing have I don't? I tried." I told him that he can choose to finish me even if he's done & then I won't mess w/ it. That has seemed to work.

One night while your dh is watching his tv you should just disappear & play, maybe right before bed so you know he'll walk in on you. I think if he sees that you're gonna feel good w/ or w/out him he would choose to join. And if not, well....at least you're in control. lol.

Oh, and even tho I get it plenty it does not mean that I don't have some fun if the house is empty...which is not very often, but hey, i get what i can. No shame.... I keep telling ed I need a new one & he tells me to get one even tho I know he would prefer I didn't, but sometimes I think he's happy I have that thing.

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"lesleynka" wrote:

If ed wouldn't finish me, I would bust out my buddy & ask ed to kiss & touch me while I played. He would go along w/ it, but would always say, "what does that thing have I don't? I tried." I told him that he can choose to finish me even if he's done & then I won't mess w/ it. That has seemed to work.

Batteries and multiple speeds?! LOL

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SO AWESOME JENN!! I'm sitting at my desk at work laughing out loud in an empty office. Biggrin Yay for being a geek.

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You ladies are cracking me up!!

DH & I have been married for 10-years and we seem to go back & forth with this over the years! we have had phases where I am frustrated with him and then phases when I'm just never in the mood and he is all the time!!

The good thing is that after all the years we have learned to talk to each other about our "needs." A few months ago I was on a rampage! Lately though, the huge belly turns me off! He likes the lights on and I need it totally dark lately! I don't like being reminded I'm "motherly" when I'm trying to get freaky!

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"lesleynka" wrote:

Have you thought about just taking care of yourself? I know it sounds bad & we shouldn't HAVE to, but the guys do.

If ed wouldn't finish me, I would bust out my buddy & ask ed to kiss & touch me while I played. He would go along w/ it, but would always say, "what does that thing have I don't? I tried." I told him that he can choose to finish me even if he's done & then I won't mess w/ it. That has seemed to work.

One night while your dh is watching his tv you should just disappear & play, maybe right before bed so you know he'll walk in on you. I think if he sees that you're gonna feel good w/ or w/out him he would choose to join. And if not, well....at least you're in control. lol.

Oh, and even tho I get it plenty it does not mean that I don't have some fun if the house is empty...which is not very often, but hey, i get what i can. No shame.... I keep telling ed I need a new one & he tells me to get one even tho I know he would prefer I didn't, but sometimes I think he's happy I have that thing.

(seriously, content ahead is extremely graphic!!!)

:ROFL::clappy: I don't know how this thread became so X rated, but I'm loving it lol!!! Oh trust me, I have to take care of myself on the days when he won't because I really do need it that much lol! I've even done it with him in the bed next to me asleep and he doesn't even move or open an eye... that's how freakin' oblivious he is!! Oh well, when he came home last night I was just wearing my pajama bottoms and bra, and that seemed to do the trick... that even got him to go down on me, which he's always been weird about during pregnancy!! So last night was totally awesome needless to say!!!

"Jenn0113" wrote:

Batteries and multiple speeds?! LOL

LMAO too funny Jenn! I've actually never liked the motorized ones, they make my vagina feel like it's just been in an earthquake lol!!! When it comes to toys, the bigger the better for me, IMHO!!

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"Starryblue702" wrote:

LMAO too funny Jenn! I've actually never liked the motorized ones, they make my vagina feel like it's just been in an earthquake lol!!! When it comes to toys, the bigger the better for me, IMHO!!

OMGosh - ROFL!

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Good for you Krystal.

None for me this w/end Sad We will be working 15 hour days & sharing a suite w/ others... BOO Sad

Don't feel bad about anything you have said. Boys talk like this all the time & women need their time to vent as well! And I too, have done it w/ Ed sleeping next to me....oblivious. Are we sure he isn't living two lives? *gasp* lmao. =/

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"fireflies11" wrote:

You ladies are cracking me up!!

DH & I have been married for 10-years and we seem to go back & forth with this over the years! we have had phases where I am frustrated with him and then phases when I'm just never in the mood and he is all the time!!

The good thing is that after all the years we have learned to talk to each other about our "needs." A few months ago I was on a rampage! Lately though, the huge belly turns me off! He likes the lights on and I need it totally dark lately! I don't like being reminded I'm "motherly" when I'm trying to get freaky!

LMAO how did I miss this post?!?! I feel the same way! DH always wants the TV on or something, and it just weirds me out! Like last night when he was down on me, he kept his hand on my stomach, and I'm thinking, "Don't touch me there while we're getting it on, it's weird! And I can't see your head down there anymore when I try and stare at you with my horny gaze... it just doesn't have the same effect when I'm trying to see you over my baby bump... and while your hand is on my stomach!!!!" :raspberry1:

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This is quite possibly the funniest thing I have ever read!!!! LOL

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I am LOVING this thread!! LOL! I posted about this somewhat on the Nov board. I have absolutely no problems whipping out my friend if I need it and DH is too tired or whatever...
DH definately gets the hint...(or maybe it's not a hint...more like an exclaimation point!) and he helps me out. Smile

He knows when baby gets here, the fun stops for a while! So we're being "creative" and have fun while we can before the "hiatus"!

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"fireflies11" wrote:

I don't like being reminded I'm "motherly" when I'm trying to get freaky!

This is me. Now that the baby is moving around so much, it just feels weird to think about our little baby squirming around in between us while we try to "get it on." And then I start thinking about breastfeeding when he starts paying attention to my boobs and that weirds me out too. Seriously, what was God thinking when he made our baby parts and our sexy parts one in the same?! LOL. I guess if I could get out of my own head I'd be much better off. It also doesn't help that I am dry as the desert down there (and I never had that problem until pregnancy) so that makes penetration kind of uncomfortable and then when I do have an O, I can feel it in the weirdest places because my uterus is so big now!! It's kind of sad that I was at my horniest in the first trimester when I was sick most of the time. I keep waiting for some hormonal shift to make me feel that way again, but it eludes me. One thing I can say is that I at least feel good about my body. Big belly and all, I feel very attractive...much more than I did pre-pregnancy!!

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One thing I can say is that I at least feel good about my body. Big belly and all, I feel very attractive...much more than I did pre-pregnancy!!

This is me too Carrie! I am enjoying my pregnant body. I just feel more womanly or something...lol

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"mlle_carrie" wrote:

This is me. Now that the baby is moving around so much, it just feels weird to think about our little baby squirming around in between us while we try to "get it on." And then I start thinking about breastfeeding when he starts paying attention to my boobs and that weirds me out too. Seriously, what was God thinking when he made our baby parts and our sexy parts one in the same?! LOL. I guess if I could get out of my own head I'd be much better off. It also doesn't help that I am dry as the desert down there (and I never had that problem until pregnancy) so that makes penetration kind of uncomfortable and then when I do have an O, I can feel it in the weirdest places because my uterus is so big now!! It's kind of sad that I was at my horniest in the first trimester when I was sick most of the time. I keep waiting for some hormonal shift to make me feel that way again, but it eludes me. One thing I can say is that I at least feel good about my body. Big belly and all, I feel very attractive...much more than I did pre-pregnancy!!

Girl don't you know that's why God invented KY?! :kyjelly::notworthy: Not only will this help like nothing else, but you can also have fun using it on him when you're "playing with him" lol! It'll make his eyes roll into the back of his head!! Seriously, go to Walmart right now and get some... and report back to us lol!!

I can't say that I feel more attractive pregnant, but I sure have no issues walking around in my sports bra (even around my other kids!) and pjs with the belly hanging out! I would never do that before lol...

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"Starryblue702" wrote:

Girl don't you know that's why God invented KY?! :kyjelly::notworthy: Not only will this help like nothing else, but you can also have fun using it on him when you're "playing with him" lol! It'll make his eyes roll into the back of his head!! Seriously, go to Walmart right now and get some... and report back to us lol!!

I can't say that I feel more attractive pregnant, but I sure have no issues walking around in my sports bra (even around my other kids!) and pjs with the belly hanging out! I would never do that before lol...

Krystal, you're too funny! We do have some of that and we use it. Wink

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Lol OK... just making sure! Maybe try some of the stuff that not only lubricates but tastes good too (although you have to go to the sex shop for that, and there's always pervs in there... not us of course LMAO!)!!!

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Thought that I would come back and update that I got some :bumshakin: today!! It was so totally hot, that is, until DS walked in on us! I shouldn't say he "walked in"... he unlocked our freakin' door!! So needless to say this was me :jawdrop: and here was Max :question:... so totally embarrassing! Oh well, what can you do... I bribed him and DD with cookies and sent them downstairs (and threatened that if he ever unlocked my door again when we were inside that I would go all :brucelee: on him lol! Sorry for all of the smileys, I just think they're fun and worth using in this thread!!

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Oh my goodness Krystal I can't believe they UNLOCKED the door on you! That's crazy. One time Nicholas walked in on us DTD and got up on the bed and wanted to jump like mommy was jumping.... LOL Totally killed the mood.

I was pretty normal up until around 18ish weeks along. Now I have no desire most of the time as my belly gets in the way Sad I think sex makes happy babies though so I make sure to get my O's in a couple times per week even if DH doesn't help out Wink

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LOL Angela you're too funny... but I do agree that orgasms help baby and certainly make us feel good lol!!! Yea my DD has come in on us a couple of times (she's 2 1/2) and said, "Mommy, what are you doing?" I just say, "I'm playing with daddy," and she wants to get up and "play" too LMAO... definitely kills my hard on lol!!!

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It's refreshing to see other women who get horny during pregnancy. Both times I've had no issues with morning sickness, but I can tell I'm pregnant mostly cause I get SO horny.

Now that I know about how long it takes to get back to fun sex after the baby I feel even more incentive to have some fun now. Even after I started feeling okay down there, it seemed like every time I got aroused my breasts would start squirting. My husband didn't mind, but it TOTALLY turned me off.

Luckily, my husband is nearly always willing and eager to accomodate my desires. I would say always, but I usually don't ask if he doesn't seem to be in the mood (i.e. not feeling well).

And he's very considerate in making sure I get to "finish" too, even though it's usually after he's done.

I haven't always felt lucky about having such a horny husband, but it does have it's advantages Wink

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"Jenn0113" wrote:

I really wish I had this issue - but I am polar opposite of you girls. Have you tried talking to him like Lesley suggested? My dh has told me in the past that he will always say NO when I ask for it since I always say NO to him. Ha - ok.

This!