Ok, I no longer think this is the same paranoia I've had where everyone seems to be talking about babies a lot. Tonight coworkers were staring at me when I leaned forward at the table to eat and my pants were shoved below my belly with some bare side-midriff as my shirt popped up a bit. I got some weird comments from parents at tonight's graduation, too. Instead of, "Have a great summer!" they said things like, "I hope you have a healthy summer. Really, a very healthy summer." Uh ... ok. I don't think people normally say these things.
Doppler appointment is Saturday, appointments to talk to the bosses are on Monday. Must hide this for just ONE more work day!!!