Birth story 'predictions'

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Birth story 'predictions'

Hah! This is hilarious!

The day you deliver, outside will be overcast. Your baby will arrive in the late night. After a labor lasting approximately 24 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 4 pounds, 9 ounces, and will be 20 inches long. This child will have medium hazel eyes and barely there brown hair.

Looks like i'll need to invest in preemie stuff. Wink

Give it a try: http://www.pregnancyandbaby.com/generator/madame-zaritska-predicts-your-birth-experience

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The day you deliver, outside will be hot. Your baby will arrive in the middle of the night. After a labor lasting approximately 14 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 12 pounds, 10 ounces, and will be 18-1/2 inches long. This child will have dark gray eyes and barely there blonde hair.

I found this very amusing. I'm having a repeat c/s in October. Not the middle of the night, not hot, and please god, no 14 hours of labor before!! Blonde hair is HIGHLY unlikely, and 12 lbs 10 oz!! Good thing I'm having a c/s! :0)

The boy part is right though. Hope your girl part is too!

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The day you deliver, outside will be misty. Your baby will arrive in the early morning. After a labor lasting approximately 11 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 14 pounds, 1 ounces, and will be 18-1/2 inches long. This child will have light amber eyes and some black hair.

hahaha! This cracked me up! 14 lbs? Are you kidding me? After my last one weighed 4 lbs?? LOL

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The day you deliver, outside will be hot. Your baby will arrive in the middle of the night. After a labor lasting approximately 14 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 12 pounds, 10 ounces, and will be 18-1/2 inches long. This child will have dark gray eyes and barely there blonde hair.

Oh goodness 12 pounds! DD was 5 lbs 5 oz but had a big head so I've always wondered what pushing a larger baby would bel like but wow. Talk about a chunker.

ETA Deidre - looks like we'll be having some identical babies ahahaha.

Oh and I really hope the 14 hour delivery thing is wrong seeing as I was in active labor for all of 6 hours with DD and 1 of them was pushing hah!

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The day you deliver, outside will be windy. Your baby will arrive in the middle of the afternoon. After a labor lasting approximately 4 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 4 pounds, 11 ounces, and will be 22 inches long. This child will have medium amber eyes and curly black hair.

Wow. 4lbs and 11 oz, 22 inches long. This baby will look like a skinny alien.

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The day you deliver, outside will be misty. Your baby will arrive in the middle of the night. After a labor lasting approximately 18 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 8 pounds, 14 ounces, and will be 18-1/2 inches long. This child will have light brown eyes and barely there red hair.

i have super short labors, the biggest kid I gave birth to was 6.1, and no clue where the brown eyes are going to come from, me:Blue DH:Green. None of our parents even have brown eyes.....

I do like the boy part and don't mind the middle of the night

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The day you deliver, outside will be misty. Your baby will arrive in the early morning. After a labor lasting approximately 11 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 14 pounds, 1 ounces, and will be 18-1/2 inches long. This child will have light amber eyes and some black hair.

Black hair??? I am blonde and DH is auburn. Like some of you, I don't think I can handle a 14 pound baby either!

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"sunny_gal" wrote:

The day you deliver, outside will be misty. Your baby will arrive in the early morning. After a labor lasting approximately 11 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 14 pounds, 1 ounces, and will be 18-1/2 inches long. This child will have light amber eyes and some black hair.

hahaha! This cracked me up! 14 lbs? Are you kidding me? After my last one weighed 4 lbs?? LOL

Wait a sec- Ours are exactly the same! hahaha

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The day you deliver, outside will be windy. Your baby will arrive in the late afternoon. After a labor lasting approximately 9 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 5 pounds, 6 ounces, and will be 17 inches long. This child will have medium brown eyes and curly blonde hair.

Hmm it would be nice to have a 5lb baby but I don't think that is going to happen since my DS was 9lbs6oz. I'm kinda scared to see how big this baby gets...lol and no I didn't have gestational diabetes.

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Hahaha! These are hilarious! I wonder how they come up with numbers?

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"claireCJ" wrote:

Wait a sec- Ours are exactly the same! hahaha

haha, twinners from another mother! And father! LOLOL

"DrakePlusOne" wrote:

Hahaha! These are hilarious! I wonder how they come up with numbers?

These are certainly good for a chuckle!! Smile

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The day you deliver, outside will be hazy. Your baby will arrive in the late evening. After a labor lasting approximately 5 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 5 pounds, 5 ounces, and will be 20 inches long. This child will have light gray eyes and some black hair.

I really like the 5 hour labour part and considering my last child was 6 hours labour, that could actually be accurate. The 5lb weight is a little concerning. The gray eyes and black hair... hmm, that'd throw DH for a loop as both kids were born with blonde hair and blue eyes! And hazy skies... not here in the Prairies. I can guarantee right now it's going to be blue sky and snow covered ground!