I'm so pregnant . . .

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I'm so pregnant . . .

I'm so pregnant I have to stand sideways to reach the dishes in the sink.

I'm so pregnant I have to park in the driveway because I can't fit when trying to walk around my car in the garage.

I'm so pregnant I'm outgrowing my maternity clothes!

What have you have noticed now that you are "so pregnant"?

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Marie! You are so funny!!!

I was feeling like that for a while but now my belly doesn't seem to be keeping up with progress of the pregnancy. My belly hasn't actually grown in the last 3 weeks even though the baby definitely is growing.

I do forget that the belly is there sometimes when squeezing past DH or behind a chair.

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I'm so pregnant I turned around in the shower and knocked all the soaps off the side. DH came running in thinking I fell

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Im so pregnant I misjudge the space needed between me/baby and the copy machine at work atleast twice a day lol.

Im so pregnant I can only wear stretchy pants. (miss real pants)

Im so pregnant I have to remember to wear my longer or bigger shirts that most shirts dont fit or cover my belly anymore.

Im so pregnant I had to move the seat back in the van so I had room between my belly and the stearing wheel.

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I'm so pregnant I routinely burn my belly on the stove leaning over it as I cook something.

I'm so pregnant I get the "how are you going to make it that long" look when someone is told I have 2 months left.

I'm so pregnant I can barely get off the couch, which sits very low, and forget getting off the floor.

I'm so pregnant I lose my breath bending over to get clothes out of the washer or dryer.

I'm so pregnant DS barely fits on my lap anymore. Sad

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"Mom2009" wrote:

I'm so pregnant I routinely burn my belly on the stove leaning over it as I cook something.

I did that last night!

I'm so pregnant I keep knocking over my little boy! He runs up to me to wrap his arms around my legs, and ends up getting a belly right to the forehead before he gets his arms around me. Poor little kid lol

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"selosmini" wrote:

I'm so pregnant I keep knocking over my little boy! He runs up to me to wrap his arms around my legs, and ends up getting a belly right to the forehead before he gets his arms around me. Poor little kid lol

This literally made me LOL!!! Poor guy! LOL

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Oh My! I totally love love love this thread Smile Made me giggle!!

I'm so pregnant I can barely reach the clothes in my top load washer.

I'm so pregnant I can't be on my feet for more than 30 minutes without wanting to "die".

I'm so pregnant I have to literally roll out of bed.

I'm so pregnant I use my belly as a soda can table.

I'm so pregnant I can see the swirls of my belly button.

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haha...love it!!

I'm so pregnanct, i also forget i can't sqeeze through behind people sitting in chairs....

I'm so pregnant, i can't bend over and have to squat down

I also totally knock my DD in the head with my belly.....lol

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