Let's hear some of the hilarious things your kids have said lately (or not so lately). Our house is an uproarious comedy of the stuff the kids say. It's the stuff you have to memorialize. I will go first: Claire had a friend over this weekend for a sleepover and we painted nails. Her friend says to Claire, while holding up an orange stick "What's this for?" and Claire says "One end is for taking off stickers (which is true - I use the pointy end for removing decals), and the other end is for pushing back your tentacles."