To my darling little womb hijacker...

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To my darling little womb hijacker...

Please stop punching and headbutting my cervix. I think it's too early to beat your way out.
Thank you.

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Mine seems to be more of a clawing... Charming feeling isn't it?!

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I've begun drafting an eviction notice. She loves my cervix :boogie:

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Oh my, same here! Last night I was making dinner and could hardly stand up straight or walk! She still has 5+ weeks of baking!