BTDT/NBTDT

NBTDT (although I have thought about it...)

Eaten Scottish Haggis?

NBTDT (OMG that makes me wanna puke lol)

Found money and turned it in?

BTDT

Found money and DIDN'T turn it in?

BTDT (but I found it out on the street where there would be nowhere to turn it in... and it was only $20 lol)

Drank bad milk on accident?

NBTDT (I check neurotically because even the thought makes me gag!)

Gotten food poisoning?

BTDT (bad chicken!)

Waved hello to someone who WASN'T waving to you but to someone else?

BTDT ...too many times to count! :-)

Stood next to your car in a parking lot hitting the remote button and wondering why it wasn't working...then realized it wasn't your car?

BTDT lol!! Too many times, as a mom at my sons' school has the same exact color, make, and model of my car!

Bought a new car and traded it in within a year?

NBTDT (I drive them into the ground!)

Actually used the phrase "The check is in the mail."

NBTDT (because I pick up and hang up on bill collectors so that they can't leave a VM lol!)

Written a check when you knew you didn't have the money in there... but thought it was OK because it shouldn't clear before your next pay went it?