slapped someone out of anger
NBTDT (oh man there have been times I've so wanted to with DH lol!!)
pushed someone out of anger
NBTDT (unless you count when I was a kid and fought with my brothers lol)
been on a TV show?
BTDT (I was on the Jerry Lewis telethon when I was a kid!)
won anything off of the radio?
BTDT (years worth of Blockbuster video rentals for a movie review)
adopted a pet from the pound?
spent over $500 on a purse?
had something you wrote published?
NBTDT, but I keep hoping.
won money in the lottery?
gotten a speeding ticket?
BTDT (too many times!!)
bought something, wore it with the tag hidden, and returned it?
Been skinny dipping?
NBTDT (but I've been tempted a few times. )
Eaten a whole bag of potato chips in one sitting.
Eaten escargo (snails)?
Caught, cleaned and cooked your own fish dinner?
Fallen in love with someone who's unattainable?
Thrown away a food container because it was too gross to clean out?
Eaten something in the store while shopping and paid for the empty package?
Fallen asleep in a meeting?
Bad mouthed someone and they heard you?
Dived (dove?) into a pool and had your swimsuit top fall down?
Lol NTBDT (I don't wear bikinis!)
Walked into a glass door because you couldn't tell it was there?
Tripped over something that wasn't there?
Lol sadly BTDT (and over my own feet!)
Tried to pass gas silently and it wasn't so silent and someone heard?
Told someone their new haircut looked great, when it was really horrible?
Told someone your child is sick, so you couldnt get together!!!
Snuck out of a bad first date?
NBTDT (I've never been on a first date lol... long story!)
Called in sick when you were perfectly fine?
NBTDT, OF COURSE
Ate whipped cream straight from the can?
talked to yourself in the car
BTDT (but not crazy person-like, more bad mouthing to myself about crappy drivers lol)
Bought a pack of cigarettes and just smoked one because you were having a stressful day (and you're not a smoker, obviously)?
Stuck chewing gum to the bottom of anything?
Been on a date and forgot the guys/gals name.
Put dirty dishes in the oven before company came over?
NBTDT (ew... lol)
slapped anyone in the face?
Snuck into a movie without paying?
Snuck into a movie without paying and got caught?!
Watched the food network at the gym?
BTDT (lol, that's a good one!)
Complained about your boss and they found out?
NBTDT (a teacher of mine once, but never a boss.)
Leaned against something that had just been painted?
Eaten an entire pizza?
BTDT, all in one day, but not all in one sitting.
Come out of the restroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe?
Accidentally tucked your skirt into the back of your tights/panty hose after using the restroom?
Went out with socks that didn't match?
Looked everywhere for your keys and realized that they were in your hand?!
Accidentally broken something in a store and put it back on the shelf?
Ran your car into a pole or something else and told your DH/SO that someone must have hit you and taken off?!
NBDTD (but it sure sounds like there's a story there! )
Hidden something yummy in the back of the cupboard so that DH wouldn't eat it before you got a chance?
BTDT (have to hide stuff from him and from the kids lol!)
Hidden food you were eating from your kids when they came in the room so that you wouldn't have to share it with them?