"If I were" - Page 3
If I were dental floss, I'd always be squeezing into tight places.
If I were a telephone pole, I'd carry alot of power!
If I were a dog house, I'd want a dog that wouldn't pee on me!!
If I were toast, I hope I'd never get burned.
DS1 Riley James 04.13.08
DS2 Kamdyn Carter 01.07.13
Expecting Daxton Dash 12.19.13
If I were a fan, I'd try to blow some cool air of relief on these poor people in extreme heat waves!
If I were a hanger I would keep DH's clothes off the floor