Thread: *Anchor's Aweigh*

It's official.. Ricky is an asshole!! I want him OUT of my house I want him OUT of my LIFE.. PERIOD. ugh!!!

Pour me
Pour me
Pour me
Pour me another shot of whiskey
Bartender hit me one more time
A-He left
I cried
I'm lost inside
Oh won't you help me
Oh, fill it to the top because I hit rock bottom this time

VERSE 1
Oh, listen up now
Well I don't wanna listen to the old jukebox
So don't you put no quarters in the slot
I don't wanna talk and I don't wanna dance
I damn sure ain't looking for romance
I don't wanna hang out with the crowd
I don't wanna party and get real loud
Believe me when I tell ya that I've thought this through,
There's only thing that I want you to do

CHORUS

Awww, pick it boys
Awww, let's go

VERSE 2
Well I say, here's my story, it's sad but it's true
Ah so many things that I never knew
He loved to party and he loved to dance
He loved to get loud every time he had the chance
I always thought he was a simple minded okey
Well little did I know he was the king of karaoke
He was everything that a man should be,
The problem was a-that it wasn't with me

CHORUS

No, won't you fill it to the top because I hit rock bottom this time
One more, fill it to the top because I hit rock bottom this time
Pour me
Pour me
Pour me
Pour meeeeeeee

Okay so it's a better morning today.. Or it was when it was morning. It's like 1 now
Ricky is at work now *yay*. He and i have tickets to a WWE house show tonight.. God, please let me refrain from killing his stupid ***.

Someone told me that as long as he is still in this house, I need to humble myself and act like the wife that I should be until he leaves. Uhhhh.. WHY? He has a girlfriend for that! who the helsinki knows.

Please come now I think I'm falling
I'm holding to all I think is safe
It seems I found the road to nowhere
And I'm trying to escape
I yelled back when I heard thunder
But I'm down to one last breath
And with it let me say
Let me say

Hold me now
I'm six feet from the edge and I'm thinking
That maybe six feet
Ain't so far down

I'm looking down now that it's over
Reflecting on all of my mistakes
I thought I found the road to somewhere
Somewhere in His grace
I cried out heaven save me
But I'm down to one last breath
And with it let me say
Let me say

Hold me now
I'm six feet from the edge and I'm thinking
That maybe six feet
Ain't so far down

Sad eyes follow me
But I still believe there's somthing left for me
So please come stay with me
'Cause I still believe there's something left for you and me
For you and me
For you and me

Hold me now
I'm six feet from the edge and I'm thinking

damn consicence...

My C graduated his first round of schooling today!! HooRah for him!!!

Might be hopefully slipping away for one last Chicago weekend rendezvous next weekend. I am so in love with him!! Why I didn't see that forever ago I will never know.. Could have saved myself alot of heartache and pain and bull**** in life if I would have seen it then.

As they say, everything happens for a reason.. If only I knew what that reason was.

*When you're good to mama*
Chicago:The movie soundtrack

(And now Ladies and Gentlemen
The keeper of the keys
The countess of the clink
The mistress of murderer's row
Matron Mama Morton)

Ask any of the chickies in my pen
They'll tell you I'm the biggest mutha hen
I love them all and all of them love me
Because the system works the system called reciprocity

Got a little motto
Always sees me through
When you're good to Mama
Mama's good to you

There's a lot of favors
I'm prepared to do
You do one for Mama
She'll do one for you

They say that life is tit for tat
And that's the way I live
So I deserve a lotta tat
For what I've got to give

Don't you know that this hand
Washes that one too
When you're good to Mama
Mama's good to you

If you want my gravy
Pepper my Ragu
Spice it up for Mama
She'll get hot for you

When they pass that basket
Folks contribute to
You put in for Mama
She'll put out for you

The folks atop the ladder
Are the ones the world adores
So boost me up my ladder kid
And I'll boost you up yours

Let's all srtoke together
Like the Princeton Crew
When you're strokin' Mama
Mama's strokin' you

So what's the one conclusion
I can bring this number to?
When you're good to Mama
Mama's good to you

Aww Yeah!

Yes.. My father really is a selfish, good for nothing ASSHOLE

Never again will I speak to him after this. He just threw out the straw that broke the camel's back and I will be damned if I.. UGH I cant even think straight.

Okay, I'm a little calmer now.. After venting to just about everybody I know..

RIP Pop

Dropkick Murphy's (or as my Irishman calls them.. Dropkick Micks)
Kiss me, I'm ****faced



I play in a band
We're the best in the land
We're big in both Chelsea and France
I play one mean guitar and then score at the bar
There's a line of chicks waiting for their chance
So come on now honey, I'll make you feel pretty
These other gals mean nothing to me
Let's finish these drinks and be gone for the night
'Cause I'm more than a handfull you'll see

[Chorus:]
So kiss me, I'm ****faced
and i'm soaked and i'm soiled and brown in the trousers,
She kissed me!
And I only bought her one round

I can bench press a car
I'm an ex football star
with degrees from both harvard and yale
Girls just can't keep up
I'm a really love machine
I've had far better sex while in jail
I designed the Sears tower
I make two grand an hour
I cook the world's best duck flambe
I'll take the pick of the liter
And girls jockey for me
I don't need these lines to get laid

[Chorus]

I'm the man of the night
A real ladies delight
See, my figure was chisled from stone
One more for the gal then I'll escort her home
Come last call, I'm never alone
I own a house on the hill with a red water bed
It puts Hugh Heffnor's mansion to shame
With girls by the pool and italian sports cars
I'm just here in this dump for the game

[Chorus x2]

Ahh, **** it. Who am I ****tin'?

I'm a pitiful site
And I ain't all that bright
I'm definitly not chisled from stone
I'm a cheat and a liar
No women's desire
I'll probably die cold and alone

But just give me a chance
Cause deep down inside
I swear I got a big heart of gold
I'm a monoganous man
No more one night stands
Come on, honey, let me take you home

[Chorus x4]