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    The government today announced that it is changing it's emblem from an Eagle to a condom because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance.

    A condom stands up to inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.

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    I still find each day too short for all the thoughts I want to think,
    all the walks I wnat to take, all th ebooks I want to read,
    and all the friends I want to see.

    ~*~John Burrough

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    Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you're in bed with a relative.

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    "What was once thought can never be unthought."

    ~Friedrich Durrenmatt

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    i better find some new quotes... page 2 is not good

  6. #36
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    "His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork."
    -Mae West

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    "We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe."

    - Johann von Goethe

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    "One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors."

    - Plato

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    "They say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself."

    ~Andy Warhol

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    "The wicked leader is he who the people despise. The good leader is he who the people revere. The great leader is he who the people say, 'We did it ourselves.'"

    - Lao-Tzu

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