EEEWWWWWWW! I hate mice! We had a mouse problem when we first moved in since we live behind/in front of a field. We used the glue traps and that worked, we also put a crap load of decon under the house every so often. We haven't had problems since. THANK GOD!
You know what we have right now? CRICKETS! That isn't much better. M sprayed around the house for them and they are coming inside dying a slow painful death! The other morning one was alive and well hopping in the hallway, Lexi just about grabbed it and put it in her mouth. I screamed and she screamed and then ran behind me....LMAO! That was pretty funny. I hate crickets. They are so nasty!
Speaking of bugs, Lexi ate, yes ATE, a moth the other day. She chewed it up and them spit it back on the table. I found it a few hours later. Then that night she brought the head over to me. She must have spit it out somewhere else. Talk about nasty!
M had someone come cut our grass last night. UM, do we not have our own lawn mower? DUH! He said he couldn't get it cut low enough with ours. MEN! So now we are paying someone to come cut it. It only takes him half hour or so to do it himself. LAZY ***!
Went to Wal-Mart and spent $137.00. I thought it would be more than that. Lexi was pretty good, we got her a See-N-Say. She loves it although she was too tired to play with it last night. Poor thing fell asleep on the way home around 8:30 and didn't even wake up when we went through the drive-thru at Hardee's. We were parked for awhile too and she usually wakes up if we aren't moving. We got home and I wanted to give her some dinner but she wanted nothing to do but sleep. So I changed her diaper and gave her a bottle and she was out like a light. I didn't hear a peep from her till 7 this morning.
I watched Rescue Me with M last night for the 1st time. Now I see why he likes it so much. There's a crap load of sex in it...LMAO! I can't believe some of the things that the station is letting them say.
Tonight is EVICTION NIGHT on BB5! I wonder if Diane's plan will work or if she will even vote that way! Can't wait!
M got served with court papers last night from his ex-wife from the sheriff. Some civil case where she wants M to pay her over $5000.00 that she had to take out from her retirement to pay some bills that they had when they were married. She is such a *****! Why God allowed that woman to have children is beyond me. She is the one that M has a son with that he never gets to see. I am sure M will get screwed and end up having to pay her that money. It's a load of crap.
A speech that should be delivered ~ STOLEN FROM THE ANYTHING BOARD!
WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR GEORGE W. BUSH OR JOHN KERRY GIVE THE FOLLOWING SPEECH?
My Fellow Americans:
As you all know, the defeat of Iraq regime has been completed. Since
congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our mission in Iraq is complete.
This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American
forces from Iraq. This action will be complete within 30 days. It is now
to begin the reckoning.
Before me, I have two lists. One list contains the names of countries
which have stood by our side during the Iraq conflict. This list is
short. The United Kingdom, Spain, Bulgaria, Australia, and Poland are
some of the countries listed there.
The other list contains everyone not on the first list. Most of the
worlds nations are on that list. My press secretary will be distributing
copies of both lists later this evening.
Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid to those
nations on List 2 ceases immediately and indefinitely. The money saved
during the first year alone will pretty much pay for the costs of the
The American people are no longer going to pour money into third world Hell-holes and watch those government leaders grow fat on corruption.
Need help with a famine? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call France.
In the future, together with Congress, I will work to redirect this
money toward solving the vexing social problems we still have at home.
On that note, a word to terrorist organizations. Screw with us and we
will hunt you down and eliminate you and all your friends from the face
of the earth. Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try France, or
To Israel and the Palestinian Authority. Yo, boys. Work out a peace deal
now. Just note that Camp David is closed. Maybe all of you can go to
Russia for negotiations. They have some great palaces there. Big tables, too. I am ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic relations with France, Germany, and Russia. Thanks for all your help, comrades. We are retiring from NATO as well. Bon chance, mes amis.
I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to begin towing the many
UN diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more than two unpaid
parking tickets to sites where those vehicles will be stripped, shredded
and crushed. I don't care about whatever treaty pertains to this. You
creeps have tens of thousands of unpaid tickets. Pay those tickets
tomorrow or watch your precious Benzes, Beamers, and limos be turned over to some of the finest chop shops in the world. I love New York.
A special note to our neighbors. Canada is on List 2. Since we are
likely to be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks might want to
try not pissing us off for a change. Mexico is also on List 2. President
Fox and his entire corrupt government really need an attitude
adjustment. I will have a couple extra tank and infantry divisions
sitting around. Guess where I am going to put em? Yep, border security.
So start doing something with your oil. Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating the NAFTA treaty ---starting now.
We are tired of the one-way highway.
It is time for America to focus on its own welfare and its own citizens.
Some will accuse us of isolationism. I answer them be saying, "darn
Nearly a century of trying to help folks live a decent life around the
world has only earned us the undying enmity of just about everyone on
the planet. It is time to eliminate hunger in America. It is time to
eliminate homelessness in America. It is time to eliminate World Cup
Soccer from America.
To the nations on List 1, a final thought. Thanks guys. We owe you and
we won't forget. To the nations on List 2, a final thought. Drop dead.
God bless America.
Thank you and good night.
If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you are reading it in
English, thank a soldier.
10 Days to go........
Not much really to report.
M fixed the hole in Lexi's wall last night but we still need to put 2 more coats of the top layer on it. Not sure what it is called.
Dad came over and brought us this life-size black cat dressed as a witch for Lexi. It is her size and says all kinds of things when people walk by. She loves it. WE hate it. lol
We made some rib-eye steaks. They were yummy. I will probably eat the left overs for dinner since it is just Lexi and I. M works.
Tomorrow is the arts and crafts festival at the boardwalk. I think M is going to let me drag him along if he actually gets to sleep tonight.
We have 2 parties to go to tomorrow night and I am not sure if I want to go since I will miss Big Brother. I know, pathetic but that show is my life...LMAO! There is a Sept. 11th thing going on at Smitty's tomorrow night where everything is 1/2 off for all fire/ems/police and their wives so a bunch of us are going down for that. Then we are going to a party at the house of one of Micky's co-workers. We missed the 1st one so he told us that we have to be there.
Sunday is going to be just as crazy. We have Millville's family picnic AND cake and ice cream for M's grandmother. They usually have a big to-do every year for her since his family is HUGE but she didn't eant that this year. She wanted to keep it simple. I guess I am not going to get much done this weekend or get any rest. Will have to haul *** this week and rest next weekend for next Monday is D-Day!
I think I have my final appt. on Monday! Maybe I will be dialated some and they will do it sooner. I couldn't get that lucky!
The weekend went by fast. I didn't get a freaking thing done that I wanted to. Strike that! I didn't get a freaking thing done AT ALL!
Lexi let us sleep in on Saturday so we didn't get out of bed till 10:30. We had breakfast and then went to the boardwalk for the festival. It was packed so after 10 minutes I got pissed and said, "Let's just go." I got some boardwalk fries and some lemonade and we went home. Lexi fell asleep on the way home and M put her right in her crib. She rolled over and went right back to sleep. This was around 2ish. Honey came over around 3:30 so M and I could leave to go to John's house for the RiverFest party. It was nice. They had a crap load of food and alcohol. I drank lemonade and ate crabs. They were yummy! We watched the fire works from the front yard. It was a nice show coming from Milford. The Grande Finale was beautiful. The whole thing took about 20 minutes. If you lived in Milford or ever been through Milford, you would have been shocked...lol!
We left there around 8:30 or so cuz' we were going to go to Smitty's for the 9/11 thing. I fell asleep on the way home and asked that M just drop me off at home. He was bummed that I wasn't going to go but I think that was just b/c he didn't have a designated driver...lol. I got home at 9:45 and wanted to catch the last 15 minutes of BB! Boy was I estatic when I saw that it came on at 10pm instead. That is when I realized how addicted I am to that show. I went to bed after that. M didn't get home till 1:30am or so. He had to take RC home. He blew into his friends breath alizer thing and was 3 times over the legal limit. M was fine, so he drove.
Yesterday we went to M's grandmother's b-day thing. It was nice to see everyone. Lexi was a trip. She wouldn't sit still. She got a little bit of sunburn but nothing too bad. We left around 3ish. Went to see his mom at Big Lots and he took us home. He was going to go to his fire co.'s picnic for an hour. He came home almost 4 hours later with the nastiest feet. He went wearing sandals and he ended up playing horseshoes and I guess the pits were really dirty...lol.
We went to bed around 10. I gave it up for him...LMAO! I figured once or twice more before I have this kid then we can get back to our regular sex lives. It hurts like hell no matter how we do it so I do it mercifully. Is that even a word?
Had a doctor's appt. today. Will make a new post about that later. NOT HAPPY!
Don't have time to make a long update about my appointment but my c-section has been rescheduled for the 21st! I know it is only 1 day but still! So now it is back to 8 Days Left.......
Can't wait for Raw tonight! My God, I am pathetic. I do read, not just watch TV. LMAO!
Kym & Micky 10/21/2000
Alexis Angel 2/10/03
Jacob Andrew 9/19/04
Kelly ~ I am pissed that I missed you! Hopefully we will chat before Friday. Hope all is well!
7 Days to go...........
I am so tired. I didn't sleep worth crap last night. I can't wait till I can sleep on my stomach again. I wish I could just cut a giant hole in the matress that it could rest in, they maybe I could sleep. I would need a catheter too since I am peeing more and more. I am up every hour on the hour just about. I hate drinking cuz' that just makes it worse.
Made yummy pepper steak last night for dinner. Lexi ate string beans. Surprise! Surprise!
Watched Raw! It wasn't very good. I went to bed early but not before I saw Kane fall on Lita's pregnant stomach. Saw that one coming when the announced that she was pregnant with his baby anyway. Once again,
I NEED to get some stuff done tonight. I didn't do much last night except the dishes and one load of laundry.
Tonight I want to do the following :
* All laundry
* Clean both bathrooms (well at least mine)
* Clean up kitchen
* Wash more baby clothes
Let's see what I get done. Will post it tomorrow. Doesn't seem like alot but with the way I feel, it looks like HELL!
BB 5 is tonight! YEAH!