new journal by brooke
i have my private journal but i cant let everyone in there cause its where i keep **** thats no ones business especially if i dont like them but i realize people miss my words of wisdom .. so i start a new one pop in once a week to post some little tid bit every one is happy no one gets hurt
I ate too many jalepanos
I've got burning asshole syndrome
I am sitting on the pot
A thousand farts that will not stop
I ate a little too much cheese
My pants are down below my knees
Sitting on a porcelain
Sitting in a lonely stall
I read this on the bathroom wall
"Here i sit all broken hearted
Tried to **** and only farted
Those who write on bathroom walls
Roll their **** in little balls
Those who read these words of wit
Eat those little balls of ****!"
impressive number of page views i hope ya feel better lol
so i have some jokes to tell
lets start with a pregnancy joke
For weeks, a 6-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about the baby brother or sister that was expected at his house.
One day the mother allowed the boy to feel the movements of the unborn child.
The 6-year old was obviously impressed, but he made no comment.
Furthermore, he stopped telling his teacher about the impending event.
The teacher finally sat the boy on her lap and said, "Tommy, whatever became of that baby brother or sister you were expecting at home?"
Tommy burst into tears and confessed, "I think Mommy ate it!"
143 page views .. wow
im special .. though i wonder who is reading other then kathy lol lol
nikki can talk, im excited because when alex was a baby he couldnt talk
six and four are her newest words. :D i just wanted to share
we stay up late last night .. til after umm 230 and the kids got up at 930 i am soooooooo tired. im trying to let mal sleep because today is the only day he gets off work but i dont think nikki agrees
This old man in his eighties got up and was putting on his coat.
His wife said, "Where are you going ?"
He said, "I'm going to the doctor."
And she said, "Why? Are you sick?"
"No," he said. "I'm going to get me some of those new Viagra pills."
So his wife got up out of her rocker and was putting on her sweater and he said, "Where are you going?"
She said, "I'm going to the doctor too."
He said, "Why?"
She said, "If you're going to start using that rusty old thing again, I'm going to get a tetanus shot."
There where three nuns who never did anything wrong. One day the high priest came to them and told them that in order to become better nuns they had to do something bad and then drink from the holy water. So the three nuns went out that same day and did something wrong. The first nun came and the high priest asked her what she did wrong. " I took a lollipop from a little kid." So he let her drink from the holy water. Then the second one came back and the high priest asked her what she did wrong, she said " I took a balloon from a little kid." So he let her drink from the holy water. Then came the third. "What did you do wrong?" asked the high priest. " Well", she said," I peed in the holy water."
Most people believe that if you go in and try to micromanage a forest, it is possible to destroy the very thing that makes it a unique and special place. That's just as true of the Net.
I'm just trying to make a smudge on the collective unconscious.
If a sufficient number of people who wanted to stop war really did gather together, they would first of all begin by making war upon those who disagreed with them. And it is still more certain that they would make war on people who also want to stop wars but in another way.
I prefer to be true to myself, even at the hazard of incurring the ridicule of others, rather than to be false, and to incur my own abhorrence.
liar liar pants on fire
oh hey speaking of people that are liars
me and alex and mal were messing around the other day and alex says to mal hey your pants are on fire! it was funny