i'm suffering from a severe case of pregnancy paranoia.
right now DH and i are preventing- using condoms- we'd like to buy a house before we have another and make sure our recent issues are put behind us. so, in april i know we had an incident where it slipped off..... but AF came exactly 27.5 days after my last one.... but a week or so later i had very sensetive nipples.... and just out of paranoid went to the dollar store and POAS. totally neg. but it wasnt a great sample IYKWIM, middle of the day, diluted etc..... and then i had a couple days where i was just a little dizzy and nauseus no matter what i did.... invested another dollar... still BFN. June AF came, on the 1st, exactly 27.5 days after the last one, but i had horrific, i usualy have bad cramps, but not ones that wake me from a sound sleep and wont let me go back to sleep after 3 ibuprofen..... but i was running a 5k with my sisters that weekend, so i just drugged up and pushed on.
So today, i'm laying down on the couch... and i feel "phantom" baby kicks. figured indigenstion. then rememberd i've been feelining "indigestion" on and off for like 2 weeks now, and so i put my hand on it to feel it AND I COULD FEEL IT WITH MY HAND. and it didnt feel like "indigestion" on my hand! so i ran to the dollar store, held it for like another hour, and then poas. still BFN.
therefore i'm paranoid.
either i've got some strange digestive issues (other than feeling "kicking" nothing else seems to be wrong...) and everything is fine and i'm freaked out over nothing. (because i have like a dozen friends pregnant who are all saying "watch out or you'll be pregnant too") or my AF was not AF, i'm feeling kicking, and the dollar store tests are all defective, AND i'm not sick like when i was pregnant both times before.
occams razor says i'm not pregnant, just paranoid, but i'm REALLY REALLY paranoid!