A friend texted me today and asked if i had the baby yet.
if she forgot my due date, she should have asked again what it was.
so i told her f^ck no, i have almost 5 more weeks!
since i guess she can't count.......
i'm totally not ready for everyone to be asking me every day if i have had the baby. i'm going to post really snarky things on facebook every day if i have to. and unfriend anyone who decides to be a dink about this.