Store clerk: Not much longer, eh?
Store clerk: (glancing at my belly) How much longer do you have?
Me: Oh. Two months.
Store clerk: (eyes widening) Woah! You really popped right out there, didn't you?
Store clerk: You having twins?
Me: No. (%$^*@#!)
General rule of thumb: Never comment on the size of someone else's body. Even if she's pregnant.
And also, I hiked up a mountain today! For reals. It was with a group I was training for work...long story, my job involves natural science education...Someone asked me if he should boil some water and another said he'd dealt with people with chest pains on a hike before, but never had to deliver a baby. I was like, dude, you won't have to deliver a baby on this hike either. And someone else asked if it was twins. Apparently I am huge. And of course EVERYONE asked me if I was OK about every 5 minutes. I was fine. I'll be sore tomorrow, but it was actually much less difficult than I expected.