...whee! Today Adair was sitting on a quilt on the floor at my SIL's. She found a penny, and put it in her mouth. I saw (thank goodness!) and fished it out. Turned around to put it on the table behind me, and when I turned back, she was chewing on a piece of broken plastic. ?! Took THAT away, said "WHERE THE HECK ARE YOU FINDING THIS STUFF?!" checked all around the quilt she was sitting on, figured maybe they'd been under the couch or something, didn't see anything else, relaxed. About half an hour later, my niece started complaining about her eye, which was running. Took a sec to take a look at it, and when I turned back around, Adair was chewing on the business end of a neon green marker. Neon green tongue, lips, cheeks. Thank god they make these things nontoxic, right? Took THAT away, washed out her mouth (fun) and hands/face. About an hour later, SIL comes home. We start chatting. SIL says "What is she eating?" ...look down, Addy is sitting in my lap in the process of eating a nickel. ARE YOU KIDDING ME???
That's it. Where do you find baby-sized hamster bubbles?