Freaking Zofran has done me in.
Constipated for days and days.
After lots of straining, I appear to have internal hemorrhoids. External can be cured with OTC but apparently internal requires an embarrassing physical exam. When I cough, I feel like my insides are falling out. I'm swollen shut, essentially. It's so gross and horrifying and painful. I have no idea what to expect when I go into the office. I'm pretty nervous.