In all seriousness, we don't really do much routine maintenance. We mainly fix things as they break. Our main car is a 2000 and our truck is a 1992. Old old old. I normally take the car in for stuff because I know the people at the VW repair shop more than him. So I guess we sort of do our own vehicles, although we both drive the car more than the truck. He did replace the car battery last week though.
Yep, that's us too. We have a 2001 van and a 95 camry. We just make sure to rotate the tires every now and then and get the oil changed every 4000 miles or so. Otherwise, we fix things if they "need" it. So, right now the van has a massive crack in the wind shield and the wiper fluid doesn't spray... not necessary to the function of the vehicle, so therefore not getting fixed! Oh, and DH and I are pretty equal as far as noticing when oil changes and such needs to be done.