Well, yesterday now since its midnight.
Contractions every 5-10 from 10am on. Stopped for about an hour in the pool but picked up when i got out and are currently less strong again. Some were grab Jon's arm and squeeze strong. Jon said I was making "unrecognizable" faces during some. Went to chiro in the morning and he felt like he was falling out after. Napping and a hot shower, which typically calm them down, did nothing. So I was getting really sure.
Sigh. This. Is. Ridiculous.
Right now I'm slowed back down to annoyingly crampy. Too uncomfortable to sleep but nowhere near enough to squeeze a baby out!
Maybe this will help, or at least give you a laugh...
BABY EVICTION NOTICE
I, the Landlord (Mommy), am issuing a notice for EVICTION. Tenant (Baby) will have to comply and promptly vacate the premises, or wait until authorization for removal by physician. After which, she will be removed from the property by induction.
The Tenant (Baby) is being evicted due to breach of contract and destruction of property. Expansions only to the FRONT of the house, within reasonable limits, were discussed. Not only have these limits been exceeded, but additions to the back and sides of the house were also made without approval from the Landlord (Mommy).
Remodeling and gutting of the home was never approved, nor was changing the initial layout and base structure. Due to the damage by the Tenant (Baby), the foundation has been compromised, and the structural integrity of the house is questionable. The Landlord (Mommy) has also received numerous complaints about frequent nightly disturbances.
If the Tenant (Baby) doesn’t comply with the notice it will result in an immediate and forceful removal at the discretion of a physician and the Landlord (Mommy)
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Bailey (April 2, 2011)
"The soul always knows what to do to heal itself. The challenge is to silence the mind." Caroline Myss