The thing men say... Serious tmi!!

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The thing men say... Serious tmi!!

So last night after rehearsal we had our little session!
The night before m was complaining that he thought it had 'all come out' lol
So last night afterwards... He lifted my legs in the air and shook me saying..,"it's got to stay in.. We need to get this done!!!!!!"
Really.... Everytime I moved he complained it was all going to fall out!!
"either you have a short vag or I have a tiny willy the way it comes out again"
Unbelievable!!!!!
Hahahaha
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LMFAO!

Liz you make me howl!

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Wow, I started my day off with a laugh!

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OMG thats too funny!

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LMAO dh always complains i dont lay there with my legs in the air lol

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M is just not happy unless moaning... Lol
He just want me preggers now so he doesn't have to perform on demand!!!
All he wants is chomps!!! Lol!!!!

Hahaha!!!!
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Ha! My dh was just laying on top of me last cycle. I said "Awe, love the cuddles" and he says, "I'm just trying to squish it all in there!" LMAO!!

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Bahahahaha!!!!!!!!!
Yes!!! I get that too!!!
It isn't even that he's desperate for our lo it's because he wants to stop having to give samples!!!
He hates 'fertile' time... Yet any other time he's a pest lol
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LIz you are just too funny! I have never kept my legs in the air. I read that it really doesn't help and I am generally too tired,

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Oh I used to do it!!!
Now days though... I roll over.... Fart and go to sleep Smile
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ha ha!

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Bahaha

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Haha this sounds like me and dh, it always seems like such a waste when it's time to get up and 'empty' lol

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Best. Thread. Ever. ROFL

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OMG Liz, I am dying over here. You are too freaking funny!