Clever things that kids say

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Clever things that kids say

Here's a new thread for passing on clever things that our LO's say during the course of the day. Our LO's seem to have amazing words of wisdom and some pretty funny stories to tell, so let's share them here. Smile

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DH and DS went for a walk to the corner store. When they got there, DH said, "Oh, no! I forgot my wallet!" Cole replied, "That's okay, Daddy. I forgot mine too."

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Awe! This will be fun! Noah has gotten into the habit at night saying "Sun go night night, stars come out!" It's adorable. The other day we went for a walk and there was goose poop all over and he just looks down and goes "Awwwe Crap!" Ooops!

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Last night at dinner Hadley said "Heave Ho, pull Malia out" She is really into pirates, which is where she got the heave ho from.

We have also been trying to teach her knock knock jokes. Now she says "knock knock" and after you say "who's there?" she says "knock knock joke" and busts out laughing.

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A few weeks ago, we borrowed the book "How to Catch a Star" from the library. Today, while a friend from California was visiting, Cole showed her a wooden star and said, "This is a star. I'm going to catch a star one day."

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Jacob is now obsessed with the book Horton Hatches an Egg. We were in his room playing when I had to go pee so I said I told Jacob I would be right back and to keep an eye on Ava (she was laying on a blanket with her toys). He says "I meant what I said and I said what I meant. A Jacob's faithful 100%"

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Oh I almost forgot this one:
Yesterday Jacob was doing his chores (feeding the animals). He gets to the cat dish and says "Can't feed the cat." I say "Come on Jacob let's go. Feed to cat." He again adamantly refuses. When I ask him why he says, "There's friggin ants in there!" I swear to god I didn't know whether to laugh or cry. I apparently need to stop saying friggin.

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We were in Wal-Mart tonight and we walked past a display of bras. Hadley said very loudly "Hadley have boobs when she gets older." The older man near us thought it was very funny.

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As told to me by DH:
DH was picking up Cole at daycare. Cole said he wanted some juice (which he doesn't get at daycare).
DH: "We'll get some juice when we go home."
Cole: "Okay. Do you think you could drive?"
DH: "Yes, Cole. Daddy will drive."
Cole: "Good, 'cause I'm a bit tired."

Smile

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Here are 2 I've been meaning to post.

Malia had a messy diaper and as I was changing her she pood again and got it all over my hand. When DH came home, Hadley told him not to hold my hand because Malia pood on it.

We were visiting DH at school one day for lunch (he attends college). One of the men at the table next to us had dread locks. When Hadley saw him, she said "Look Mom, an octopus." Fortunately I don't think he heard her.

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Garrett pointed to the baby Jesus in our nativity scene and said, "Look, Mommy, baby Jesus is in his carseat!"

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Yesterday, Cole unintentionally came up with a new word: sandipede - meaning a centipede that comes crawling out of the sand in your sandbox!

A little while ago, DH and I were discussing taking Cole to the museum and DH said, "Yup, it's all about him." Cole then firmly said, "That's right, Mommy! It's not about you (pointing to me) or Daddy (pointing firmly to his daddy) - It's all about ME! (pointing firmly to himself)." He seemed very proud of that. Smile

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I am currently preggo with our second child and Eva tells her grandparents "I want a brother AND a sister, but mommy is going to have a girl because the baby is in the front. If it were a boy, the baby would be in the back." Have NO idea where she got that idea from! Smile

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We were at Wal-Mart and Hadley was in the cart. She asked to get out and I said okay but that we couldn't stay long so I didn't want her to touch everything.

She said, "I won't touch EVERYTHING. Just most things."