I figured this might be a thread that gets a lot of action! Some place we can all go "Did he really just say that?!"
Tonight DH comes up to me and says "Babe, I already know how you are going to react, but I wanted to say that if when I cleaned and helped you out, if I was to be rewarded, I might be inclined to him more" SERIOUSLY I looked at hime like he was stupid and told him that I wasn't going to give rewards out to a grown a$$ man that was suppose to help with chores to begin with! I said I don't see you paying me to clean your s*it stains out of the toilet! ...he started laughing and dropped the subject