My first story is... I came on on Saturday while I was at work and nipped down the health and beauty aisle to get some pads.
Put one on my trouser pocket and used one and then popped the rest into a bag and left it on the tills I work on.
By the end of my shift I had totally forgotten about them and went home.
Not too concerned as they are only 14 pence for 10. (why get expensive ones when they get binned after a couple if hours?)
Anyway Tuesday I am asked to tidy up the reduced section and what do I see???
My pads... With a reduced sticker for 10 pence!!!!
Laughed so hard!!!
Told the manager they were mine and took them back.
Second story is... At the end of last cycle m and I decided to get a bit frisky....
After this I went upstairs to pop my cyclogest in for the night.... As I withdrew my finger it plopped into the loo.... Hmmmm... Whatxa waste of a pessary... And how stupid of me to pop one in straight after nookie!!!!!