I GOTTA invent...

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sox79's picture
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I GOTTA invent...

a new way for 9 month pregnant women to be able to easily pee in a cup! LOL. It is becoming SO challenging these days and inevitably doesn't end well... :oops:

Anyway, had my (almost) 37 week appt today. Nurse made me undress for an exam but doc didn't want to examine me... she said she'll check me next week. Everything else looks great. Had to get blood work because my son had Fifths disease last week and my Mom has shingles Sad They are both feeling much better but doc just wants to make sure I didn't catch either...
I scheduled my next 2 appointments but refused to schedule any more after that... I plan on not being overdue LOL.

MJDttc's picture
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They should have hats to put in the toilet for you to use, in theory.
Sounds like a good appointment though.

Joined: 01/04/05
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lol I was thinking this at my last appointment! some kind of funnel? Heck just a bigger target would be nice!

blondiess4u's picture
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You crack me up! I have never been able to pee in the cup. I think you might be a millionaire if you come up with something that works!
I scheduled my next few appts. ahead of time too up until 38 weeks, I'm just guessing I won't make it to my 39 week appt.

marymoonu's picture
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While you're at it, please invent some sort of device to put on our socks and shoes for us (oh wait, I guess that's what DH's are for, haha). I'm starting to have quite the struggle with that. Wink

ILoveMyMiniMe's picture
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Lol Yeah that's always a nightmare! You can never wash your hands enough to get the tinkle off. Wink

Yay for an uneventful appt! Smile Sooo close! Smile

Heatherbella's picture
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What about something to let us shave our lady bits? Hubby offered to do mine for me...ummmmm...no thanks!

I haven't had trouble peeing in the cup yet, but I'm bigger this time so I can see it being a problem later.

YAY for a good appointment though...even if you peed everywhere. Blum 3

callie2's picture
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Yes on the shaving!!! I am trying to keep trim, but I'm scared I'm going to chop myself up in the process!

marymoonu's picture
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Hahahaha... Yeah, definitely on the shaving. I'm struggling there.

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DH offered his services to tidy up my southern area as well.. I declined him. Thought I could handle it... may of taken a bit too much off lol

eliann's picture
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LOL, this thread is hilarious! I think the same thing every time I go pee in a cup and make a mess. Shaving is difficult, but I don't really care anymore what it looks like down there. Haha. And I'm just wearing flats at this point. Socks? I haven't worn those since before Christmas!

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Trust me... I would totally NOT wear socks if I had the choice, but I have to wear them to work. It's still not all that warm outside (at least not consistently), but I'm totally ready to just live in flip-flops.

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DH offered too.. LOL! I told him, nah.. it's ok. I will keep it trimmed but it's harder and harder. So I'll be amazon woman but who cares! LOL Not like the doctors haven't seen it before.

ILoveMyMiniMe's picture
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1. Why in the heck didn't my DH offer to do it?? Sounds like it's kinda common? You guys have some generous hubbys! Lol

2. I did it about a week before.. and I'll just say.. when you can't see, it's a challenge but when you find yourself sitting on the bathroom floor with a mirror in front of you that's a challenge to see ANYWAY because it's so damn small but you're determined to get that ONE LAST SECTION that you missed by feel, and hubby walks in, smirks and keeps on walking to the toilet, you know it's time to just say screw it. ROFL

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"ILoveMyMiniMe" wrote:

2. I did it about a week before.. and I'll just say.. when you can't see, it's a challenge but when you find yourself sitting on the bathroom floor with a mirror in front of you that's a challenge to see ANYWAY because it's so damn small but you're determined to get that ONE LAST SECTION that you missed by feel, and hubby walks in, smirks and keeps on walking to the toilet, you know it's time to just say screw it. ROFL

LMBO!! That is just hilarious. If my DH saw me doing that he'd just stare and ask to help. Seriously thing, I haven't touched my vajayjay and I probably need to trim it some LOL