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Funny mommy moments

As a follow up, what things do your LOs do or say that make you crack up?

Last night, Zayden announced loudly: "I gotta go potty"
Mommy: great, better hurry.
Zayden: Mommy no you need to come too
Mommy: But Zayden I don't need to go potty right now
Zayden: Mommy you gotta try, its important. Here, follow me.

He grabs my hand and drags me into the bathroom.

Zayden: Now mommy, you stand there, I go first, you need to wait your turn.

He does his business and then

Zayden: Mommy, its your turn
Mommy: I still don't need to go potty.
Zayden: (sternly) Mommy, you need to try, try really hard. I bet you can do it.

How do you turn that down. I did manage to go potty a little

Zayden: Good job mommy! I knew you could do it! High Five.

And gives me a high five

Then he jumps on me "Group hug mommy!"

I am guessing this is coming from school. I could not help but laugh at this entire exchange.

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LOL. Cute! Do you write the funny things down? I have a small notebook for each kid (obviously Vivian's is empty...LOL but I wanted a similar one for her) that I write them down in. It's fun to go back and read them.

Miles was asking me this morning how come I don't have a penis. ACK!! I'm not ready for those conversations. Lol

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Ash we have been through that before. I had to talk to Zayden a few months ago that mommy doesn't have a wee wee only boys. He went to both sisters and asked do you have a wee wee? no Zayden, we don't. For some reason that made him really sad Sad LOL

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Amy, that is hilarious.

Sophia's daddy is so private and modest that I'm not sure she will find out what a wee-wee is until she grows up! LOL We have never had a conversation about that! She does like to talk a lot about boobies and when hers will be big like mine.

S talks so much that I tune her out quite a bit (bad mommy). So the other day in the car I hear, loudly from the back seat "Hello! Champ! Do ya hear me??" It was said with so much sarcasm that I knew right then and there she was going to be JUST like me. LOL Scary.

(I had this one on Facebook) Not long ago we were shopping in Marshalls and S saw a little teen bra. She grabbed it as if it was the best toy she had ever seen and said "Oh mommy, mommy, can I have kid boobs? Please please mommy?" She was literally jumping up and down. I was laughing so hard in the store. I hope this kid does not end up flat chested cause she seriously wants some boobies. ha ha

Her prayers really make me laugh too. Last night she was praying for random people to "get fine apples and fine carrots (big emphasis on fine) and have good sleepovers with their cousins" I have no idea where she pulls this stuff from, but I really have to bite my cheeks sometimes not to laugh.

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LOL Sophia is hilarious! I love this age!

Last week Zayden asked mommy can I have ______ (don't remember exactly what it was) and I said No, Zayden you cant

His response? Wrong answer mommy, try again.

He is doomed to be just like me too! no wonder he is always in trouble!

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ROFL Carrie, Sophia sounds hilarious!!!!

Amy, cute!!!

The other day we were leaving the grocery store & we heard a semi honk 2x. Miles said "Woah Mommy! Did you hear that semi honk? It sure is horny." LOL!!

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Amy, sounds like Zayden and Sophia are cut from the same thread. ha ha

Ashley, oh my gosh, I would have laughed so hard! It's hilarious that he would use that word in that context (so innocently!!)

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These are making my day! I know we have moments like these with Jude, but I'm too busy cracking up over the ones you guys posted to think of any right now [especially the horny one]!