Zayden cracks me up sometimes -- or at least he does inside even though I am dying of embarrassment on the outside.
Conversations at church yesterday -- yes at church of all places. I am taking him potty before dropping him off at Sunday School -- he gets upset because we go into the girls bathroom --otherwise known as the Circle bathroom because ladies room have circle signs and men's rooms have triangle.
"I don't want to go into the circle room --its for girls --I am a BOY" (he says as he is trying to drag me into the mens room.) No Zayden, we have to go into the girls room cause mommy is here and mommy cannot go in the boys bathroom. But I am a BOY. Well little boys can go into the ladies room -Im not a little boy, I am a big boy! Im not a girl mommy, I have a wee wee. (stated very loudly as we are trying to find a stall in a very quiet women's room where I realize there are at least two other women in stalls. Sigh)
Find an empty stall, pull down his pants, pop him on the potty. He now has this thing where he pulls his wee out first cause it gets "folded". Loudly (still) he announces "mommy sometimes my wee gets stuck to my butt" I totally hear the lady next to me trying hard not to laugh. That's fine Zayden just go potty.
He hops off and goes to try and flush, Zayden pull up your pants I say. No Mommy, I already told you, underwear first then pants. (I forgot -- he has told me that now several times --apparently there is an order to this SIGH) Other person laughs out loud.
Zayden did not want to stay in Sunday School cause apparently he thought I was going some where much more fun and they were not showing a movie. So I had to take him to church with me -- we were saying prayers and he got all excited cause he heard the word "God" as he is sorta fascinated with that topic now. So we are saying prayers and he says (thankfully mostly in a whisper) mommy, they said God. Yes honey, we come to church to learn about God. And Jesus? Yes we come to learn about Jesus. And we come to church to learn about heaven? Yes, Zayden, we learn about Heaven too. And we come to church to learn about Sharks? (at that point I got a weird look from the guy sitting next to me) No Zayden we do not learn about Sharks at church. Sigh.
Thankfully, Zayden lasted about another 3 minutes and agreed that Sunday school was definitely more fun then church.