I am creating my own...
I am so pregnant that while in a coverstaion I have to stop and say "whooo" and resume talking becasue baby just kicked me low again.
I am so pregnant, the sciatic crap is starting and I have to stand at my desk for a while yesterday.
I am so pregnant that if I get another cancelled rescheduled US appt, I might just go balistic.
And finally, I am so pregnant that every time baby gets the hiccups or is moving around I fall a little more in love. I don't remember hiccups this early with my other 2....
I'm so pregnant I cant lay flat on my back for more than a few minutes without getting very uncomfortable.
I'm so pregnant I can get away with doing less chores around the house and still have DH asking me if I need anything.
I'm so pregnant I can feel pretty much every move the baby makes now.
I'm so pregnant I cant roll over without it looking like a four point turn!
I'm so pregnant I can get away with lying down for naps when I get home from work.
I'm so pregnant I can "ask" my DH to get up and get me something, even though I might be closer to it
I'm so pregnant I cant roll over while i'm sleeping without conciously waking up to roll over! lol (on a side note DH surprised me with the preggo body pillow yesterday when he came home from work because he realized how uncomfortable i've been **swoon**)
I'm so pregnant I can get away with probably more than i take advantage of !!! lol --i hate asking people to do things for me, especially DH since he works all day, but if i'm tired enough i do ask him to get me things, we have BBQ's at a friends house a lot in the summer and everytime i get up to clean i have a friend who points out that i am pregnant and shouldn't be lifting a finger, so that's always nice to hear
I'm so pregnant I can feel the baby move constantly!!!!!!!!! i LOVVVVE it and feel so close to her now, i never want it to stop! i can even see my stomach pop from the outside, its the best feeling in the world right now!
I'm so pregnant I cant eat a thing without getting heartburn.
I'm so pregnant I can get away with hmmmm...i think i need to take better advantage of this. I haven't gotten away with anything.
I'm so pregnant I can see the baby moving.
I'm so pregnant I can't drink water without getting heartburn, paint my toenails, see anything "down there," AND lean forward.
I'm so pregnant I can get away with my husband doing the entire night routine for DS (well, when DH is home).
I'm so pregnant I can waddle like a duck, feel my hip completely out of place, and have my husband laugh at me for doing normal things.
The only reason I still baby wear DS on my back is that it's easier to carry the extra weight (and yes it does become painful after awhile!) than it is to chase him. I can't run!!! lol
~Jackie, mommy to Aiden (11/2/10) and Zoe (VBAC 11/27/12)
I'm so pregnant I cant wear any shoes that aren't slipons anymore. I just can't reach my feet comfortably.
I'm so pregnant I can get away with getting DH to do a lot more with DS as far as washing his hair, getting him tucked into bed, getting him to and from places.
I'm so pregnant I can feel his heartbeat without a problem.