We call them potato farms, we were forever being told as kids to make sure we got the potatos out from our necks.
That's too funny!
We have a rule at my daycare that we're not supposed to pick up other people's kids. I understand it but at times it feels silly.
my daycare lady said nobody will be allowed to pick him up unless i call and say it's ok and they show her ID.
i guess i get the bus drivers point of view, i just immediately think how it would be if it was my kid.
I've been trying to convince DH that we need to amass a collection of Disney movies. He says we're just going to get digital copies. How is Teagan going to play them without bothering me to put them on?
Oh yes! That kind of pick for sure! I meant like physically go over and lift the kid.
I have been such a lazy bum today.
ditto. I've read my grant proposal like twice, met with a professor to ask him to be on my dissertation committee (he said yes, but insisted that he's a harda$$ and will not hold back on berating me), and spent the rest of the day trying to beat out Christa ;).
Only like 160 more posts to go until I've caught up with her!
wtf!! did we always have this?? how did i miss these perverted smileys
:farts: :jerkoff: :goingdown: :wedgie: :boff: :getiton: :sex:
THERE'S THE HUMPING SMILEY I WAS TRYING TO FIND EARLIER!!
Hehe. There's a bunch of those.
i have been bad lately. i think af is coming that witch makes me a couch potato
Today I put together the new stroller that came in. Washed diapers. Water plants. Did a few dishes. Hung out the diapers to dry. And sat on my butt. A lot.
The humping one reminds me of my dogs. My little guy would hump my larger dog all day if we let him.
I got up about an hour ago and ate a sandwich. Does that count as productivity?
It seems like every time i look for a smiley there are more i have NEVER SEEN BEFORE.
my mom's dog humps her pillow. she also tried to hump the cat but he wouldn't have any of that.
i went grocery shopping. i counted that as my "workout" mmm ya, i know, it's not lol
I just looked in the mirror. I'm rocking this really stunning "feathered" look from the halo of hair that started growing in a few months ago. I can't wait to chop off my hair.
ack, my monster just woke up. and it's time to make dinner. i'll have to catch up later
Good afternoon Lucas!
I starting to get that halo look too. Real fun. I'm sure it'll be worse by the time DH gets his wings in Sept and I get to dress up and everyone takes pictures.
Dang. The boy is up now. lol.
I am ...
Pumping in my lab ..
Pumping in my lab!
Hi ho the dairio ...
I'm pumping in my lab!
Darn. Now I'm just talking to myself. Guess I ought to go do some actual work today.
Who keeps talking to Erin?! Stop it! She's catching up too fast. She'll have to get productive eventually and then I'll catch her!
Back from the store. DS is sitting on the couch cause he threw a jar of pickles in the kitchen. Thankfully, it didn't shatter. I need to feed Clara, but she's pretty happy right now so....
Went out to feed the horses and realized we have kittens. Except they're not just kittens, they're practically full grown. Gonna have to ask DH when that happened.
just read the bus driver thing. that's just sad that we have gotten to this point!
:brucelee: I'm coming to get you Erin!
Got out to feed the big dogs, they're outside and they didn't have any water. The way they drank down the water when I filled it made me think they've been out for a little while Sorry, poochies!
1200 to go!
29 pages of silliness! LOVE IT!
ya'll were helping Erin, but now it goes silent. WTH???
Don't make me sit here and talk to myself. There's scary thoughts that come out when I'm left all alone
I'm busy pricing Affymetrix chips!
Alright, then, have it your way....
Since I have no idea what you're talking about, I'm going to discreetly change the subject.
A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes of it, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!". The woman says, "Me too, you've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!"
Dirty Little Matt is sitting in the back of math class, obviously not paying any attention, when the teacher calls his name.
"Yeah teach?" he replies.
"If there are three ducks on a fence and you shoot one of them with a shotgun, how many are left?" asks the teacher.
Matt answers "Well, teach, if I shoot one of them with a shotgun, the loud noise is gonna make them all fly off."
"No, Matt, there will be two left if you shoot one with a shotgun, but I like the way you're thinking." the teacher responds.
"Well, teach, I've got a question for you... There are 3 women that come out of an ice-cream parlor, one is biting her ice-cream cone, one is licking it, and one is sucking on it. Which one is married?"
The teacher, a little taken back by the question answers, "Well, uh, gee Matt, I guess the one that's sucking on the ice cream."
Matt replies "No teach, the one that has the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you're thinking!"
A husband walks into the bedroom holding two aspirin and a glass of water. His wife asks, "What's that for?"
"It's for your headache."
"I don't have a headache."
He replies, "Gotcha!"
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules:
"The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time." He continued, "Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of $180. Are there any questions?"
At this point, a male student in the crowd inquired:
"How much for a season pass?"
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.
Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
I'm bored talking to myself now. I'll be back later and there better be someone that wants to chat it up! Gotta kick Erin's behind. Alright, I'll go be a good momma and take care of my kiddos now.
You got some laughs out of me!
Swamp People? Do I want to know?
No, you don't wanna know!