Got anything that will make me laugh today

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momW's picture
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Got anything that will make me laugh today

I need jokes or something. The dog got up at 5:30 and I had to take him out. Clara got up at 5:40. Grady got up at 6:15. Now the dog has the runs and he keeps getting on my carpet with it. My BFF is bringing me her puppy today so I can babysit while they go on vacation for a week, he's not potty trained yet. I didn't sleep well last night and I'm in a terrible mood this morning. Make me laugh!

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Geesh.. What kind of cheese is not yours???

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NA-CHO CHEESE!! hahahahah

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Now, that was a cheesy joke :bleh:

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Ha! I like the dog ones. Smile

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What a creepy looking clown. And, ewwwwww to the remote. Good ones for a laugh!!

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Those are great! Thanks! My favorite is the turtle and the snail. The dog one is not funny this morning Smile

I have now cleaned more dog poop in one day than I had previously in my life.

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Since you're a horse person, see this post by Oatmeal:

http://theoatmeal.com/story/eat_horses

If you want to kill the rest of your day laughing so hard you poop yourself, visit his other posts.

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duplicate post!

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"TiggersMommy" wrote:

Since you're a horse person, see this post by Oatmeal:

http://theoatmeal.com/story/eat_horses

If you want to kill the rest of your day laughing so hard you poop yourself, visit his other posts.

You are one disturbed girl......and that's why I LOVE YOU!!! I have been ROFL my a$$ off for nearly a half hour now, getting absolutely nothing accomplished. (I have the dog caged up so he can't spray his feces all over my house anymore, the baby playing on the floor with some dog toys because those are off limits and so utterly tempting and I don't give a $hit today, the toddler off to nap, and the oldest at b-ball camp....I'M FREE!!! sort of). Thanks for the link, I really needed that today!!!!

Everyone else, click on the link at your own risk. Check your good senses at the door and only bring your sarcasm and dirty thoughts Biggrin

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I thought you'd enjoy that. Biggrin

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"TiggersMommy" wrote:

Since you're a horse person, see this post by Oatmeal:

http://theoatmeal.com/story/eat_horses

If you want to kill the rest of your day laughing so hard you poop yourself, visit his other posts.

HAHAHAHHA

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"TiggersMommy" wrote:

Since you're a horse person, see this post by Oatmeal:

http://theoatmeal.com/story/eat_horses

If you want to kill the rest of your day laughing so hard you poop yourself, visit his other posts.

OMG I'm crying. That is too funny.