This afternoon has really let me experience the 'joys' of having a toddler. First we did the groceries and Ronin kept trying to eat them, he attempted to eat the broccoli, sweet potato, grapes and apples and held onto the cucumber with a death grip. we went to the checkouts and he had slipped the cucumber down to his lap and almost left without paying for it anfd then started trying to eat it through the plastic.
We got home and this is what Ronin did while I cought the grceries up
He ate nearly a quarter of the cucumber before I removed it and he had a tantrum. Then I took his nappy off and he prmptly peed on the floor, no drama I just cleaned it up and put jocks on. About 15 minutes later he comes running up with wet jocks crying, no drama, I pick him up and comfort him, and then he pees on me.
After cleaning it up I go to put dinner in the oven and he tries to touch the door. I don't think he got his hand but I ran it under water just in case. I put him down and he started screaming, so I ran it under water again and he started grabbing the tap, he just wanted to play with the water. A small dummy spit followed and then he grabbed a sieve and started getting about the house like this
He then came over and peed on the floor again.
Now he is trying to sit on the cat and yelling there at the cat and trying to make him play with the scratch box which he just took away from the cat.. It could be a very long night