I'm stealing this from another forum I go to because I think it's such a good idea. Please feel free to join in!
To my mother, he is not YOUR baby, he's MY baby!
To any number of people, no he's not mad, he just likes to scream/grunt/yell. No he's not tired/hungry/bored, it's just what he does. I'm his Mom, I think I know him better than YOU!
I'm sure I have more, but those are the only ones that are on my mind right now.
Come ladies, rant with me!!!!!!!:p