To my 4 year DD - God, I love you. I really do; but if you can't talk in a normal voice and you use that whiny tone ONE MORE TIME I'm going to send you to bootcamp or boarding school or somewhere FAR FAR away from me!! I CAN'T STAND that you are ALWAYS whining, and for NO reason!! It's driving me INSANE! When you ask me a question, just ask it ONCE and WAIT for me to respond, instead of repeating the question until I want to yell at you to shut up!! You're not going to get anything if you act like this!! Why do you think otherwise?!?! UGH!!!!!
To DF - Yes, DD1's whining is annoying me too; I'm the one who's home w her all day; but holy crap, give the kid a break!!! You screaming at her or threatening to put her in her room, or in a time out, or whatever because she is annoying you does NOT make the situation any better!! ESPECIALLY when you do it and then leave for work!!! Now I'M stuck w her screaming, crying child & Sophie and it's not even noon yet - Thank you a$$hole!
Ahhhh... that feels a bit better
DS1-stop saying no..all the god damn time. Even when it's not a question. And Even when I'm not talking to you!! It's REALLY wearing thin!!
DS- I love you more than life in itself, but for the love of cripes, if you won't QUIT THE WHINING and BACKTALK I will quite possibly give you to the nearest band of roaming gypsies. Honestly. It is NOT going to work to annoy me into giving you anything.
I took your things away for being awful and mean. Annoying me isn't gonna get them back.
LOVE this thread!!
Mom- I don't care what you say or think kids are raised different today then they were 26 years ago. She doesn't need her bottles warmed up, she doesn't need warm wipes, she doesn't need to eat popsicles either. I do not want my kid eating sweets or popsicles. Maybe in a few months, but even then I'm not so sure.
MIL- My kid likes you, she does but when she gets in the door at your home and you start kissing her in the face that is going to be pretty freakin scary to her.
to everyone else that sees my kid: Yup shes tiny, yup her feet are small and whoa, she does have a lot of hair. I.had.no.idea. She cries & reaches for me because you're all up in her face and kissing all over her, it'd scare the **** out of me too. I'm not sorry you haven't seen her before because YOU didn't come to MY house. I'm not going to take my kid all over God's country for her to see people.
Neice V- You're freaking stupid. You're bf looks like a freak and dresses like he's a hobo. You're throwing your life away for him and I can tell right now that he's not worth it.
Brother- Get help. You're an alcoholic.
To my dd1... Why cant you just act like a 9 year old.?? You are not 13, nor 15, or 18.. I will have to deal with your teenage hormonal moodiness soon, so dont push it now.. I hate having to feel like such a mean person because Im either always yelling at your or lecturing you.. I feel like I am too hard on you but geesh your my first so Im sorry, but you can still give me a little respect..Im starting to get scared for the future..
To DD - Waaaaaaahhhh! pinch pinch pinch Waaaaaaaaahhhhh!!!!! Pick me up! Put me down! Waaaaaaaaaahhhhh!!! bite bite bite Waaaaaaahhhhhhh! There, how do you like that?! Just pop out those damn teeth and stop whining at me!!!! You're a pleasant little flower to everyone at daycare and Daddy only gets about a third of the whining. What gives?!
To mom: Sometimes, you make me strongly dislike you. And "sometimes" is becoming more and more often. Honestly, I should say that sometimes, I like you. And I wish I could remember those times. *sigh*
To Ronin- see above and it all applies to you too.
TO MIL - Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! You tell me ALL THE TIME to bring Sophie over, you supposedly NEVER get to see her (we're there EVERY WEEK btw)... You go on and on about how you'd love to see her more and anytime I want a 'break' to just drop her off... well, this is the THIRD or FOURTH time I've called and asked you to watch her for an hour max, and what did you say?!?!!??! YOU'RE TOO BUSY!!! Yet again!!! GRRRRRRR!!! Why do you even bother to offer if all you're going to do is say no?!!?!?!??!?! You frustrate the F outta me!!!!!
SIL: Screw you! Just see if I ever try to be nice to you again!
DH: AGAIN!!!! I am on vacation, no I don't want to bring you a fricken coffee to your job site. Deal with it......like you do when I'm @ work! give me a dang break. I'm so sick of you thinking you can snap your fingers and I'll jump!!!! GGGGggggggrrrrrr.................
To my ugly/****! SIL- I am so glad that my brother finally got the balls to get rid of your butt! Seriously, you think that cheating on your bf of 5 years is a good idea, and then running off with another divorced man at a party where you are drunk and smoking pot.. your a insane idiot!!! I see what you are doing to my brother and it makes me sick! You do not ever deserve anyone decent ever again! I hope you find someone who will cheat on you at your brothers parties, in front of your family!!!
Oh and not answering the phone when my mom calls you to talk with you because my brother is having a mental breakdown, is classy! Your a sorry piece of crap!!!!!! I am so glad that my children will never call you AUNT again. you used my entire family for years, and now that you finally have a job and money, you leave.
you say you believe in god so much, I wonder what he'd think of you now.
I will be SO glad when I can quit my job and tell you to go F**K yourself.
Apartment-please hurry up, im so tired of living at this house!
Mom- if your watching my nephew, thats it, you are.. Not me! Im not the one who should have to put him in the corner.
Some things that aren't cool1. When you watch Ronin and I ring at around 1:30pm and find out he hasn't had breakfast or lunch and only 1 small bottle thats not cool. 2. When you watch Ronin and only change his nappy once. 3. When you cook and leave a bench full of dishes to be washed up (photo to come). 4. The nappies don't go on with snaps on the back This is part of the mess hubby left on the bench
What are you an f'ing idiot or something, you raised 2 children and were home with hubby so you should have known how the hell to take care of a baby and seriously when you did that one nappy change did it not look wrong.
After this the bad teething nappy rash Ronin had that I had almost cleared is back and worse than before. So not happy.
And another one ( I must have a lot of pent up anger, need to start running or something once I am better)
Hubby's boss- so when you say to hubby You wouldn't want to go to the show and he replies with, well actually I had planned and taking my wife and son seeing as it's my son's first show, telling him you changed his days off which he has had for months to not include any days of the show so one of the other guys can take his gf is not cool.
Hopefully his days off the following week don't change because now I am going to ask if I can finish early one day ( thankfully court work will be over for the most part) so we can drive an hour and a half to take Ronin to the show so we can go as a family. It's going to be a late night for all though and we will miss seeing Ronin's scarecrow he entered through daycare, although I may fork out the entry fee so I can take him for a photo with it
DH and BIL- FOR REAL??! you choose NOW to patch up the hole in the bathroom when lucas is sleeping? It took me 20 minutes to get him down without him crying and screaming and he has only been asleep for 15 minutes AND you are effing LOUD his room is on the other side of that bathroom wall!! ffs
Dh-Tobey is crying because he wants some attention. Ignoring him hoping he will shut up will only make him scream more!!!
yes!! to my dh as well.
dh is irritating me today lol
dh-stop being in such a foul mood. either go out somewhere or shut up you don't need to be so effing moody everytime i ask a question or say something.
dh is irritating me today lol
DH irritates me most of the time..I'm getting used to it
To my aunt-
That E id front of EDD means estimated due date, just because your daughters EDD is Tuesday doesn't mean if she doesn't have baby by then it's all over.I'm not going to say anything to you because you and I have very different ideas, but many first time mothers go over 40 weeks( eg when I said all along I was prepared to go to 42weeks you said thats dangerous and I shouldn't even think about it and also that if I didn't schedule a c-section they would have to put me under general and I wouldn't even see Ronin for hours). I suppose you were also supportive of your other daughter when she asked her doctor for an induction at 36/37 weeks because it was too hot to be pregnant.
DH. Just listen to me...for once. I said I'm not coming out until 3...it's 1.30. The fare finished at 5...I think 2 hours for a baby at a fare is long enough.
I hope you enjoyed your TWO lie-ins this weekend. I don't understand why if I wanted a lie-in I'd have to book it a month in advance but if you fancy one, you just go ahead and have one. So I'm going to have a nap...before I leave at 3 (yes...3!!!) NUR!!!
Does anyone want to swap husbands for a bit? I'm getting really fed up of mine this weekend!!!
To DH- I hope you enjoyed your nap downstairs this afternoon. I bet it was lovely down there in the nice cool basement with no children. I was up here doing the dishes from the ENTIRE weekend and entertaining 2 children and a puppy. And now, 4 hours later, guess who's sound asleep on the couch upstairs!! One hint, NOT ME!!!
Mom- I'm sorry I've only talked to you once since I've been back. I can't talk on the phone with these two kids running around and nap times (when I can get them to nap at the same time) is for doing things I can't do with them around. I can't just talk all day on the phone like you can. If you really want to see me and hear about the trip, drive the 10 minutes over here and see us. Stop getting mad when you call and the kids are too loud in the background for me to hear you, it's just the way it is right now!!!!! Stop laying on the guilt trips!!!!!!!!!!
To BFF- I'm so grateful you watched my dog while I was in Mexico. Yes, I will be more than happy to reciprocate. Are you kidding me??? You're leaving next week and I get to keep your new puppy that has zero potty training!!!! I left you with a fully potty and crate trained pup!!!! You're leaving me with a dog that shrieks when put in a crate and is not potty trained, just freaking great!!!!
(which reminds me, PO girls, I'm not gonna have much time when she brings the pup over for the week so looks like I'll be MIA for a while again)
THIS!!!! put down the dang cell phone &play with her
To my ex - Wed is your night to come see the kids and you call saying you are sick. Then I tell you that since it is your weekend to come visit, even though I will have Lily at the lake Sat you can go to my parents Sat and see Lucas all day. You didn't bother. Then I texted you when I was home and said you could come visit the kids for a few hours that evening. You didn't even answer until 8 pm and then got pissy when I said it was too late. Then you said you were coming over at 9 am to spend the day w/ them. You get here at 11 and then have to leave at 4 to go pick up your mom at work. WTF? Do NOT ever again complain about not seeing the kids enough again when you make hardly any effort and then break all your plans! I don't want to hear your whining when you are just being lazy!!!!
Oh yeah, and you owe me $4800 in back child support! You are lucky that I have been too nice so far to take your a$$ to court! GET A JOB!!!
and whoa, she does have a lot of hair. I.had.no.idea.
LOL!!!! I get that too! It gets old, doesn't it?
To the random A$$hole dog in the neighborhood: PLEASE SHUT IT before I strangle you. You NEVER bark unless my kids are asleep. F**K YOU DOG. F**K YOU.
Stupid ret@rd gas guy, when you came out to turn on the gas you should also have turned on our water heater. I should not have to contact my landlord to do it. Yes, the downstairs neighbor's dog is in the basement and was barking. It is caged when the owner isn't home. GET OVER IT. It is not a threat in it's crate. Now my landlord has to turn on my hot water and that makes *me* look bad. Thanks A-hole. Oh and did I mention the part where for the last three days we've had no hot water in my house? Yeah, you suck.
DH: That Baby Bjorn potty next to the changing table? Did you notice it isn't hooked up to anything? So maybe that's not the best place to dump poop from diapers. Maybe you should walk the extra 20 feet to the bathroom where there's a toilet that actually, you know, flushes? And maybe when Rowan uses her potty, you should empty that out too. It's really gross to leave fecal matter and urine sitting out just because you 'forgot' to clean it out. And it stinks.
And speaking of bathrooms, to my MIL: Stop standing outside the bathroom door and narrating everything I'm doing. I know Rowan fusses when I get home and I know she wants me, but if I have to pee, she just needs to wait. And you don't need to stand outside the bathroom listening and saying "mama is going psssssssss. Oh, mama just flushed" etc etc. Really inappropriate and altogether unnecessary. Really.
To our photographer: Could you please get off your A$$ and get the proofs ready in a timely matter. I know this maybe a part time gig for you, but you are charging big girl prices for your work, so get it out in a big girl timely manner. Maybe this could be done before you go on a two week vacay, seeing as how it has already been 3 weeks since the pics were taken!!
DH: GET OFF MY CASE!!!! I"m seriously thinking about running away with the girls for a few days, not answer my phone....make you realize all that I do around here, cuz you obviously don't think I do squat. You are being a JERK and I don't appreciate it....
Oh yah and how is it MY fault that Miranda got hurt falling off the bed this morning? Oh that's right....I was taking up the bed.....hmmmmm....how about get your LAZY a$$ out of bed when she comes in our room and take her back to her bed. WHERE SHE BELONGS.....or better yet, I'll just go with her next time. At least she doesn't snore!!!!!!!!!!
To dh: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! You are driving me crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Just get off your A$$ and DO SOMETHING!!!!!!!!!!
Hey mom, thanks for being no help to me at all. Don't moms usually treat their kids equally? Trevor had his teeth worked on and i'd love to take care of him! I'm gonna find a real baby sitter. Then maybe I can actually do the things I need to do. Then once our apartment people ever get our apartment done, we will be gone, thank god! Then you won't have to help me at all anymore, which will be great for you since you dont want to anyway. I bet youd watch your favorite first grandson, wouldnt you? And if you couldnt youd be informing me that I was without even asking me. No wonder ive always hated living with you! Its just your games all over again, only with your grandkids!