Things I never thought I would say

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Things I never thought I would say

It seems having a toddler means saying things you never thought would be uttered from your mouth. What's your recent ones?
Most recently we have had
"of course if you bite the cat you will get a mouth full of fur"
"Yoghurt goes in the fridge not the cupboard"
"Why is my shoe covered in banana?"

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Oh! I loved this thread when we had it last time! :mrgreen:

"Hug the cat and tell him you're sorry!"
"Can you say boob?"
"Look, if you don't eat it now you're just going to get it again later." (pause) "Trying to be cute won't help your case."

"It's a romper, not a dress!" (I said this to DH who made me change DS before he'd take him out of the house. *sigh*)

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"If you're going to poop on the floor at least do it on the tile."

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"I will not nurse you while sitting on the toilette!"
"Don't pinch my nipple." DD has taking to pinch the nipple of the breast she is not nursng on.

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"Popcorn. It's popcorn. Not c*ck porn. Popcorn. Please, just say popcorn."

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"abacaxi" wrote:

"Popcorn. It's popcorn. Not c*ck porn. Popcorn. Please, just say popcorn."

Ahahahahha! Lol

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"abacaxi" wrote:

"Popcorn. It's popcorn. Not c*ck porn. Popcorn. Please, just say popcorn."

ROFL

With DS1 his were pussy for Percy the Thomas Train. This went on forever at like age 3. And a couple months ago it was Puss or Cuss in Boots instead of Puss In Boots.

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"TiggersMommy" wrote:

"If you're going to poop on the floor at least do it on the tile."

ROFL Hahahaha!!! That is too funny. I am always thankful when it is on the tile and not the carpet.

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"Don't eat the butterfly!"
"How did you get up there?!"

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WHAT is in your mouth and WHY does it look like it has legs?

Please do not bite butts.

(In the middle of Macy's to my 3 1/2 year old) PLEASE do not scream "I work out" at every girl that walks by

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"abacaxi" wrote:

"Popcorn. It's popcorn. Not c*ck porn. Popcorn. Please, just say popcorn."

ROFL

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"abacaxi" wrote:

"Popcorn. It's popcorn. Not c*ck porn. Popcorn. Please, just say popcorn."

If this were a competition, I think you just won!

ROFLROFL