It seems having a toddler means saying things you never thought would be uttered from your mouth. What's your recent ones?
Most recently we have had
"of course if you bite the cat you will get a mouth full of fur"
"Yoghurt goes in the fridge not the cupboard"
"Why is my shoe covered in banana?"
Oh! I loved this thread when we had it last time!
"Hug the cat and tell him you're sorry!"
"Can you say boob?"
"Look, if you don't eat it now you're just going to get it again later." (pause) "Trying to be cute won't help your case."
"It's a romper, not a dress!" (I said this to DH who made me change DS before he'd take him out of the house. *sigh*)
"I will not nurse you while sitting on the toilette!"
"Don't pinch my nipple." DD has taking to pinch the nipple of the breast she is not nursng on.
God gave Joseph his sister Juliet on November 19th, 2010.
"Popcorn. It's popcorn. Not c*ck porn. Popcorn. Please, just say popcorn."
DD1 Rowan, 9/26/10
Expecting #2 in August 2013
"Don't eat the butterfly!"
"How did you get up there?!"