I got this idea from Veronica. She has a FB status about things she never expected to hear herself say and others have comments with ones of their own. Jackie's nearly killed me! So I thought that we could do that as a thread here just for giggles.
So what have you said to your child that you would not expect to hear yourself say?
For example: A common phrase here is, "Lyla honey, please do not lick the bottom of that shoe."