Thread: useless baby products

haha i saw this on faceboook. which ones would you buy

http://www.ratedbymom.com/2011/01/th...baby-products/

HAHA! I want the daddle, the helmet, and those hands...(but I think Josie would know...she HAS to be touching me to go to sleep...)
OH, and we have a parents choice binkie thermometer:0)

The medicine pacifier dispenser has been around for a while. I had one when Andrea was a baby and that was 13 years ago. I got it for my baby shower. Never used it though. Sounded like a good idea but I never had a problem getting her (or any of my children) to take any medicine.

I would buy the baby heels, not for a walking baby, but for the gawdiness of them while she was in the stroller!!!

Okay, I just got to the changing wrap and read the comment below it. This had to have been written by a man or someone that doesn't have children. If that thing velcroed to the changing table pad, I'd contemplate buying it I just got crap all over my changing table yesterday because squirmy decided she wanted to be on her belly and see what was going on behind her right as I was wiping poo off her behind.

Love the babykeeper! Can you use that for toddlers?!

I would buy the pee gloves, the therometer(which I think they have in stores now), the blanket thing if my child liked their feet free, and the helmet..

i thought the thermometer was a good idea but that's about it.

Christa, Lucas is a wiggly worm as well. he does his butt lifts and trys to roll especially when he does a messy poop. sometimes i can give him a toy to distract him and if i am fast enough it works but not always lol.

Some of these just cracked me up!

I want the Potty Mitts though for my DD! I would only use them when she had to use a public restroom though. And I might need the toddler tracker for her. Not that I don't watch her, but that little girl is FAST!!

Originally Posted by Vstarr

And I might need the toddler tracker for her. Not that I don't watch her, but that little girl is FAST!!

Amen to that!!!

Someone gave my parents the paci thermometer and medicine thingy. I told them to keep it. DS doesn't use those things!

I've heard those nasal aspirators really do work. But we do just fine with the cheap bulbs.

The saddle had me cracking up! I'm 100% certain DH would never allow that.

Still trying to figure out the water bottles for pee though. :-/

And the baby straight jacket. That wouldn't help over here cause DS would probably still find a way to flip. lol.

LOL, I want the man boob things so DH can do the night feeds

And the fleece with the baby poking out is just too creepy!

the baby snuggie and the saddle had me lol... that aspirator would definitely not work with us. i can't even get the bulb in he freaks out and shakes his head or pushes my hands away.